Nude At The Beach

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  1. Bristol Chicken

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    We were at the beach this week. Wind and Sea beach in La Jolla - near San Diego.
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    As we are sitting there enjoying the afternoon we notice a couple of young ladies next to us sans tops. Not trying to hide anything. I don't mean laying on the towel with the top untied, I mean sitting up showing off all of gods glory for the whole world to see.

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    These girls were hot. 20 something's. Definitely Euros. Sounded Scandinavian but I could be wrong. Either they were unaware of the laws against public nudity or just didn't care. I sure as hell didn't care. I suppose they could have been arrested or cited if someone called the police or lifeguards. This particular beach is a family beach in a very affluent area that sees a lot of vacationing Euros this time of year. It's like a little slice of the Mediterranean.

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    No one seemed to concerned about the 2 young ladies other than a few teenage dudes that were going nuts with staring and catcalls under their breath. Maybe we are finally going full Euro at our beaches. Thongs have been accepted for some time now.

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    I would like field reports from around the country about the current state of accepted nudity at public beaches.
    Have you or do you visit nude beaches and participate?
     
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    My parents used to always take me to Riis park in NYC when I was kid, a nude beach, my brother and I were always in heaven when we went.
     
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    Hawt!
     
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    Ummmm..yeah.....Are you telling us a story and embellishing it with pics you found or are you trying to tell us you took these pics? Because I'm calling bullshit if you claim these are your pics, especially with the caption.
     
  5. Bristol Chicken

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    Let me guess. This beach was your dad's favorite because he liked the particular way the breeze came over the shoreline in the afternoon.
     
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    Hot.

    Wish you could have gotten lots of topless shots of them for us to enjoy.
     
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    Damn it you caught me. The girl is actually my daughter. Her phone # is 555 - 867 - 5309.
     
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    Tell Jenny "Cylon loved her the best he could". KTHX
     
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    They must have thought they were at Black's Beach.

    But, as far as I know, there are only three states with laws against women being topless in public - so they weren't lawbreakers.

    God bless 'em.
     
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    Hate Club - Monday morning.
     
  11. Bristol Chicken

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    Well you are definitely the man.
    A lot of guys tried to call her before but they lost their nerve.
     
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    Nude beach in NJ = Old, fat, gay men.

    :lookatme:
     
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    I'm quite familiar with Blacks and the history there.
    Back in the 70's there would be thousands of nudists running around on busy summer weekends. Lot of hippie body painting, Frisbee, volleyball, nude surfing and the like.
    I saw things that have stuck with me over the years. I actually got nude one time and promptly ran into the ocean. Quite refreshing actually.

    I could be wrong but I believe in the City of San Diego it is illegal for women to expose their breasts in public. Will have to research.
     
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    I used to surf at Blacks quite a bit.

    It's usually a lot of naked people that you really don't care to see naked but, I remember seeing tons of really hot girls there too on the holiday weekends.

    It's super hot this weekend and I'm sure it's crowded at the beaches so, it may be a good weekend to hike down there.
     
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    Word.
     
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    Same thing with Black's Beach as well. When the City of San Diego outlawed nudity at Blacks Beach the nudists moved just north to Torrey Pines State Beach. For whatever reason the women stopped going and it turned into a sausage fest. I believe nudity is against the law on the state beach but tolerated. The state beach is part of Torrey Pines State Park, home to the rare Torrey Pine. It draws tourists and families from all over the world.

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    I can only imagine the shock when some of these tourists make it down to the beach only to be confronted by some 80 year old dude with his junk swinging in the cool salt air.

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    Haha.

    I got nekkid at Black's once. The beach was pretty empty. I have always been an exhibitionist - so hey, fuck it.

    Took it off and laid on my towel, hoping to get a nice all over tan. Now. I am a fairly open minded hetero male. I don't have hang ups about nudity. But. As I said, the beach was pretty empty. I am laying there. Enjoying the all over heat on my skin. Beautiful Southern California day. And along comes some asshole and puts his towel about fifteen, twenty, feet from mine. At first I am thinking, "goddammit, this guy can't drop his shit somewhere else?!?" And then my peripheral catches something. He is fucking sundialing on his beach towel. I mean this guy has a raging bone.

    So yeah.

    Packed my shit up and never went back. Seemed more like a gay pick up beach in the ninties than a place where a dude could enjoy the beach.

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    A lot of memories. Used to skate down the access road with the boards. I think I still have road rash scars from eating shit a few times.

    Good thing you didn't ask him what time it is.
     
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    At the NJ beach they'll be out there in November wearing winter coats with no pants. :giggle:

    Supposedly the girls that work in the local shaker bars turn out in force once it warms up in April to work on their all over tans, but I've never been there to see it.
     
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    WTF! How u get a naked picture of me on the beach???
     
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