News Nude woman with big floppy tits fails at suicide

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Cops rescue naked lady perched on air conditioner
    A nude and suicidal woman leaped from her fifth-story window in northern Manhattan on Saturday morning — but her life was saved when she landed two stories down onto an air conditioner.
    Emergency Service Unit cops were able to coax the woman out of killing herself and pull her back into the building.
    “I think God just did this thing,” one witness said of the woman’s survival.
    The late-morning drama unfolded along the brick side of an apartment building on Marble Hill Avenue in Marble Hill.
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    At first, “She wanted to jump out, but she didn’t,” the witness, neighbor Dahiana Rosario, 31, told The Post.
    “At the beginning, her mom was holding her,” and trying to pull her inside, Rosario said.
    “And she lost her hold,” Rosario said of the mother.
    The unclothed woman then fell on top of an air conditioner jutting from a third-floor window above the building’s courtyard.
    “She was sitting there,” Rosario said. “That’s where she stayed, thank God.”
    Perched on the air conditioner, the woman began shouting in English and Spanish, Rosario said.
    “She was saying that God is coming and everybody has to be better people, and we have to love each other,” Rosario said. “She was saying God loves us . . . and God loves everybody . . . and clean your house of bad things, bad energy.”
    Neighbors called the police. They also put pillows and sofas outside beneath the air conditioner to cushion the woman’s fall in case she jumped.
    The woman attempted to fight her rescuers, but they managed to pull her back in through the window.
    Rescuers clothed the woman and then carried her from the building on a stretcher.

    She was taken to North Central Bronx Hospital, where she will undergo a psychiatric evaluation, according to police.
    The woman, whose name was not released, is not expected to be charged with a crime, law-enforcement sources said.
    Earlier Saturday, an emotionally disturbed 36-year-old woman was pulled from the East River by firefighters after another apparent suicide attempt.
    The woman had leapt into the waters from Grand Ferry Park near Grand Street in Williamsburg at about 6:45 a.m., cops said.
    The FDNY’s Marine Unit No. 6 patrol boat spotted her, and its crew soon scooped her from the water.
    But once she was on the boat, the woman broke free and jumped back into the water, witnesses said.
    Pulled back on board a second time, she jumped right back in.
    The woman was taken to Woodhull Hospital for observation.
     
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  2. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I jacked it to those photos
    Attempted suicide gets my cock rock hard and makes my semen commit suicide.
     
  3. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

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    Why worry? She deployed her own air bags.
     
  4. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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  5. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Heroin is a hell of a drug

    I'd fuck her, body ain't bad at all

    Who knows what she caught from rubbing her pussy all over that disgusting air conditioner though
     
  6. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    What kind of fallen society are we, when we publish pictures of mentaly ill, naked people, who tries to commit suicide?
     
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Just exactly how hot is it in Manhattan?
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Welcome to modern day social media

    Everybody is walking around with a camera/video camera

    Get used to it
     
  9. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    No, a real modern society would blur the face and not the titties!
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  10. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Sometimes in the shower they jump like lemurs
     
  11. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Looks like a dude .. with tits
     
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    Would hit
     
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    awesome cans

    hope she gets the help she needs
     
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    Always makes me laugh

    An omnipotent God gets credit for humans pulling crazy off ledge but no blame for making afore mentioned broad nutty enough to jump

    Yes let's praise Jesus
     
  16. hypo666

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    It's worse, if you are unfortunate to witness a 'successful' suicide,say a jumper you will often find ghouls trying to film the remains on ground so they can upload it for their 'friends' on social media. Some of these ghouls even encourage the suicidal person to jump. That in my view ought to be manslaughter, but at most the police just move them away.

    It makes on wonder, are the mentally ill who attempt suicide or even succeed truly the mentally ill? or are they in fact sane people who realised society is fucked and trying to escape the giant insane asylum?
     
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    Stephen Fry explains it perfectly.
     
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    Those poor officers. YUK!
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Really? I think she has a great fugure.
     
  20. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol Foxy White Gold

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    Her legs be ashy.

    Still....nice tits.