Nuthin on tv, everything is closed & even the Shed is really slow today.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 25, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Christmas sucks.
     
  2. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not much sports on TV today, unless one is a big NBA fan like Howard. The Stern effect should be working its magic today by tanking the opening of the Walter Mitty movie.
     
  3. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    [video=dailymotion;xn5gsj]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn5gsj_the-star-wars-holiday-special_shortfilms?start=1#from=embediframe[/video]
     
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    GIRLY OV

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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    at least you are not at a Georgia truck stop peering out of a semi & praying there is one hot lot lizard in the world ! How's that for xmas!
     
  6. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    You could also watch "Prisoners". It has a happy ending.
     
  7. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    I heard somewhere that the internet has lots of porn.
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If you find a decent looking lot lizard, could you take some naughty pics of her for us?

    That would be so hot.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Hot and lot lizard are mutually exclusive.
     
  10. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Which states have the hottest lot lizards?

    How often to you use their services and what do they charge?
     
  11. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Indian liquor stores, Starbucks, Walgreens, movie theaters, chinese restaurants, and Netflix. What more do you really need?
     
  13. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Rarely do I use the services and when I do I never order the complete package if you know what I mean. There really aren't any truly hot lizards but occasionally you can find one that has at least 1 quality you can focus on: i.e. nice hair, nice tits, has all her teeth, smells good..... Texas hands down has the best but that's not saying much. Its not like Jenna Jamison in her heyday is wondering around the pilot station on 95 in Virginia!
     
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    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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  15. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I love efukt. But they only add like 8 videos a month, if that.

    Try shooshtime.com They are very similar but have tons and tons of content!
     
  16. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    "Live From Daryl's House" marathon...some great musical collaborations
     
  17. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Yeah nuthin much going on except for that incredible Christmas tree.
     
  18. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Can you take me on a run with you sometime? Id love to get me some lot lizard lovin'.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    go to mcdonald's gary! they're open have free wifi and you can hit on a 300 lb black woman frying up your nuggets.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Those lot lizards at the Flying J truck stop in Baytown, Texas...shiver.