Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 25, 2013.
Not much sports on TV today, unless one is a big NBA fan like Howard. The Stern effect should be working its magic today by tanking the opening of the Walter Mitty movie.
at least you are not at a Georgia truck stop peering out of a semi & praying there is one hot lot lizard in the world ! How's that for xmas!
You could also watch "Prisoners". It has a happy ending.
I heard somewhere that the internet has lots of porn.
If you find a decent looking lot lizard, could you take some naughty pics of her for us?
That would be so hot.
Hot and lot lizard are mutually exclusive.
Which states have the hottest lot lizards?
How often to you use their services and what do they charge?
GP....can you ask her how she does it?
Does she have an extra vaginer muscle?
Indian liquor stores, Starbucks, Walgreens, movie theaters, chinese restaurants, and Netflix. What more do you really need?
Rarely do I use the services and when I do I never order the complete package if you know what I mean. There really aren't any truly hot lizards but occasionally you can find one that has at least 1 quality you can focus on: i.e. nice hair, nice tits, has all her teeth, smells good..... Texas hands down has the best but that's not saying much. Its not like Jenna Jamison in her heyday is wondering around the pilot station on 95 in Virginia!
Watch some fucked up porn on EFUKT. There is a new one with the worst tattoos in porn.
Clown tits at the start, Robin Quivers 0:30 & a Howard cameo 0:58.
I love efukt. But they only add like 8 videos a month, if that.
Try shooshtime.com They are very similar but have tons and tons of content!
"Live From Daryl's House" marathon...some great musical collaborations
Yeah nuthin much going on except for that incredible Christmas tree.
Can you take me on a run with you sometime? Id love to get me some lot lizard lovin'.
go to mcdonald's gary! they're open have free wifi and you can hit on a 300 lb black woman frying up your nuggets.
Those lot lizards at the Flying J truck stop in Baytown, Texas...shiver.