WTF NY Couple Arrested for eating homeless man

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  1. njguy8

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    This is just way too freaking bizarre not to post. I really don't know what to say about it..... Read it for yourself.

    A New York couple, high on methamphetamines, was arrested on Sunday after police received several 911 calls that they were harassing people in Central Park. Marshall Hetchler, 32, and his 23-year-old girlfriend Magdalyn Herbert were reportedly acting “odd” as they headed towards the park screaming, jumping up and down, and spinning in circles.

    Witnesses say the strange couple headed toward the edge of the park but quickly “disappeared.” Police searched the area and after 30 minutes, they found the couple crouched down in the bushes over a homeless man. “We found a couple that met the description of the 911 calls we had been receiving,” said Lieut. Mark Willet. “We identified ourselves and asked them to turn around. When they did, their faces were covered with blood and the homeless man was crying for help. They had already eaten off every single one of his fingers and began chewing off his toes when we arrived on the scene.”

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    Even though the odd and strange fit, we know it's not Howard and Beth.
    They don't hang out with the common folk, they are vegetarian and that is way too much food for the two of them.
     
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    Robin, people who eat the homeless have nothing going on in their lives.
     
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    "How is it?" the man asked.

    "I'm having a ball!" said the woman.
     
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    Oh, please! Like you didn't make a little "mistake" like that when you were in college.
     
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    Finger licking good?

    Too easy?
     
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    NY claims to have the best of everything.
     
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    Have you ever seen how filthy homeless people's hands and feet are??
     
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    Can someone find out if this story is actually true. It's just too freaking bizarre.
     
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    Magdalen Herbert? Really?

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    Homeless toes in the middle of the winter must be pretty pungent. Every time I get close to one down in the subway they reek of piss, can't imagine the odor that comes off when you pull their shoes off.
     
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    he hates the homeless
     
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    :thumbup2:
     
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    And I'm having the other one, said the man.
     
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