WTF NYC Board of Ed Administrator Fired, Look Under His Desk!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    saves on toilet paper :dontknow:
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Droppin' loads!
     
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    You know, sometimes you just have to jerk off at work. I get it. I do it all the time. Good thing I work from home mostly.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I've had lots of girlfriends who did it at work. Not at their desk, but still.
     
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    Good lord, that man was quite a robust squirter. These days, I'm ashamed to say, I'd just dribble down the zipper of my khakis.
     
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    Did he mention the Hate Club at his firing?
     
  10. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Looks more like a bottle of something exploded than multiple cumshots. If is was jizz, the streaks would be more 3d and the carpet would be the more disgusting pic.
     
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    Another mystery solved by Spermlock Holmes!
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Dude needs to mix in a Dixie cup.
     
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    Haha. They should make a "Dexter" style show with you, instead of blood it'd feature a forensic jizz-spatter analyst :)
     
  14. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    His mother never taught him not to stick his cum under the table.
     
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    I would assume that means you're not fulfilling them
     
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    When I was like 16 I was at a friends place but she had to leave for soccer practice and let me wait in her basement for buddies to pick me up. On the table was a package of recently developed photos taken by her sister on some cottage trip with friends. One of the photos was of a girl I knew on the toilet and you could see the side of her ass. I got a boner and jerked off, but didn't have any Kleenex so I lifted up the rug and blew my load on the hardwood floor underneath.

    When they moved, I wonder if they saw something like that?
     
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    Oh my ... I was thinking more along the line of ...

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  19. holly1975

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    My boyfriend got me a butterfly. I use it at work as a stress reliever. Nobody can tell I'm using it/wearing it. And my desk doesn't look like that!
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    I have always enjoyed amateur girls on toilet pics.

    NSFW: http://girlsonthetoilet.tumblr.com/
     
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