NYC Cannibal Cop Trial begins

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    NEW YORK CITY—The Cannibal Cop sits in court, chubby-cheeked, with his chin in the palm of his hand. Though he faces life in prison if convicted—he's been charged with "a heinous plot to kidnap, rape, murder and cannibalize a number of very real women"—the former New York City police officer barely says a word. Gilberto Valle slouches forward in his seat and holds that pose for hours, while the details of his sexual sadism—plans to cook his friends alive and worse—are read off and posted to a monitor beside him. If this embarrasses Valle, we wouldn't know. If it angers him, it's hard to tell. If he's terrified, he doesn't show it. He just sits there in the courtroom. He doesn't do anything at all.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...to_valle_really_planning_to_eat_his_wife.html
     
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    what's for dinner? :dontknow:
     
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    He wanted to BBQ his wife.
     
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    Cheap healthy and delicious
     
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    He looks like he'd eat someone.
     
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    She white meat or dark meat?
     
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    That shit mult "Bruce Wayne" is JJR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yell::lol:
     
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    He's no Schmoopy Dahmer IMO. :ucoffee:


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    :secret:He's batman
     
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    All he did was discuss and fantasize about it. He never really ate anyone. Is that a crime :dontknow:
     
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    Depends on whether he made a substantial step towards committing the crime.
     
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    First amendment right [​IMG]
     
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    sounds like a totally healthy and sane human being
     
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    ordering 75 pounds of fresh garlic isnt necessarily substantial
     
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    i don't know about that: I asked Christian Bale if Bruce was a mult and he said most emphatically "No!"
     
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    Pretty sure I was reading about this on Monday. That's a long time ago now.


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    I just learned of this case recently and from what I heard ^^^^this^^^^ is the situation. His wife did some snooping and found some info on his computer. Also, apparently, he was asking her and some of her friends some bizarre questions that led them to believe he was plotting harm to them.

    It is certainly a tricky area but for all of the flack that the authorities get for doing nothing until it is too late this seems like they are doing the right thing trying to get in front of this wacko before anyone got hurt.