NYC vs (north) NJ

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  1. newcastlefan

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    so, I'm on the jungleland express tonight. How I see the difference between Jersey City and uptown NYC.

    First I get on the NY NJ Path back to NYC and civilization:

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    The recorded announcement plays every 5 minutes "NYNJ Path reminds you that it is the law that passengers must give up their seats to the handicapped..." I am standing there, with my cane. A older woman is next to me with her walker. Does any of these animals even offer their seats? Noooooooooo. I generally prefer to stand since bending my knees is painful and standing is not, but humans would have offered; It would have been the human thing to give the old lady with the walker a seat, but nooooooooo. The big bitch actually pushed both of us out of the way to grab that seat.

    Then we transfer to the MTA at 33rd st. The D train uptown was so crowded i couldn't get my phone out to take a picture.

    There are women with their babies, and pregnant women, and some asshole moving furniture during rush hour who just has to block the doors with his garbage.

    Do people offer us seats? Hell yes!

    Everyone offers me, offers the walker lady, offers the woman and her kids, their seats even though the train is packed. Men, women, young ghetto girls, hot hooker asian girls (or ladybois) etc. They get out of their seats and insist the lady with her baby and the old lady with the walker, sit.

    And (in case any of my fans assume wrongly, as usual) these people are not white: some are black; some are mexican; some are indian (slurpee, not woo-woo). These people on the D train are civilized! I'm proud they are my neighbors.

    If Trump wants to deport any of them, he has to deal with my mouth first!

    Let him clean out the trash from JC; they contribute nothing..
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The only and I mean only people who take public transportation where I live are people who have lost their driver's licenses for drug and alcohol offenses and the severely mentally ill. It's really bad.
     
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    What is your handicap, sir?

    Siiirrrr.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Did anyone suggest an optional curly straw on Phil's hat to a bottle of V8 Splash?
     
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    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    I think @LonghornJ suggested the vomit be changed to Penis Colada (V8 Splash & vodka) color.

    But the gif with the vomit was a prototype, didn't make the final cut.
     
  7. FunnyFarm2

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    These people on the subway have seen the "oh look at me...I'm crippled...give me your seat" song and dance way too many times. You could walk on there with no legs and they'd be like "whatever"
     
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    :lol:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    That's not my experience: I'm on it every day and each trip at least on person offers me their seat. I always refuse, but someone always offers (and it's always a "minority" who offers).

    My neighbors here in NYC have class.

    It's in NJ where they breed subhuman trash.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    After falling thru the excessive gap between the car and the platform last July I had reconstructive surgery on both knees (different on each leg) and walk with a cane now.
    Stairs are very difficult for me, and the escalators and elevators in the subway are always broken and out of service.
     
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    The subway sounds lovely
     
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    Does your cane have a sword like in Blind Fury?
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    This is NYC: if you want to get anyplace in the city on time you take mass transit. If you drive in Manhattan the only thing you are sure of is multiple traffic tickets, your car being towed, and the guy walking will beat you to your destination.
     
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    Nope; that's very illegal here. My cane is 37oz of solid titanium. Who needs a blade when you can break concrete pillars?
     
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    You should do that next time someone doesnt give up their seat. A couple cracks to the noggen i bet they would get up.
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

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    That's just ridiculous.
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    Froggy is gonna take Manhattan down...in 25 years or so.

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    alot of travis bickles on this board
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    Phil is just upset at being born without a dick and balls.