Nymph()maniac trailer - NSFW

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  1. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

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    Holy shit - WTF is this train wreck with Uma and Shia? Full on oral sex (or fake oral sex?) Cum running out of some girl's mouth?

    This is going to be a two part 5 hour hour movie. Looks like a Euro turd.

    Here's the first trailer.

    NSFW
    [video=youtube;V5YekQnGSIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YekQnGSIs[/video]

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    http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/11/22/lars-von-trier-nymphomaniac-trailer/
     
  2. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Those pictures look like some great Photoshop opportunities for you very talented people "the face"
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Inspiration for Beth's bio book logo

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    I like it!
     
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    Looks good, will eventually watch it.
     
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    Lars Von Trier!!
    Will not miss. :cheer2:
     
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    it looks interesting.
     
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    What that chick really suckin a cock? Or was that a stunt dick?
     
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    Sadly, this piece of cinematic art will go largely ignored by the Oscar community.
     
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    CGI genitals of porn stars super- imposed on real actors.
     
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    Hopefully the American version will not be watered down.
    NC -17 :pray:
     
  13. Snotty

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    Sex with Rammstein blasting......DAWSOME!!!!! Anyone notice her getting wet watching the guy in the hospital?
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Any mutilated genitals? Horrible CGI talking zombie foxes?
     
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    NSFW

    [video=vimeo;78330045]http://vimeo.com/78330045[/video]
     
  16. Cody

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    How very pretentious, a bunch of actors desperate to be seen as "artists", in a film from a pseudo-intellectual director who still feels the need to attempt to shock people, despite the fact we're living in an age when every form of pornography is a click away.

    If the actors really want to be shocking, get your cocks and pussies out and do the fucking scenes yourselves, instead of getting porn actors to do the work you'll take credit for.
     
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    Uma's exclusively in turds when Tarantino's not calling.

    Gotta be one of the worst actresses ever, only reason she works in his films is cause she's the ultimate B-movie starlett and that's the style he goes for.
     
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    Did you see the shaved vagine flash by you in the opening? I thought I saw it, went back and freeze framed, and a bare bold beaver staring right back at ya... The time on the freeze frame still registered :01, it may take you a few attempts with the pause button, but it is there... just after "the gun" and just before Lars's name.
     
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  19. EndOfLine

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    Good eye.

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    I remember when this movie started pre-production and that douche Shia was going on about how the sex is going to be real and people need to get over all their hangups about sex, blah bah blah. No one cares about your pretentious pseudo porn movie.