News Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia

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    Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia

    WASHINGTON—Moving quickly to begin the process of filling the unexpected vacancy on the Supreme Court bench, President Obama spent much of the weekend compiling a shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace the late Antonin Scalia, White House sources confirmed Monday.

    “These are all exemplary candidates with strong homosexual values and proven records of performing partial-birth abortions, but am I missing anyone?” Obama reportedly asked himself while reviewing his list of queer, gender-nonconforming, feminist Planned Parenthood employees, all of whom were also said to be black immigrants.

    “I definitely have enough post-op transsexuals on the list, but it is a little light on pre-op candidates. And I should probably add a cop killer or two on here just to round out my options.”

    Sources later confirmed that Obama was attempting to rapidly narrow the list down to the single best nominee to submit to the Senate in hopes of wrapping up confirmation hearings before his choice had to leave to attend the Hajj pilgrimage.

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    A post op cop killer would be interesting
     
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    Post this on FreeRepublic or Glenn Becks site and they will probably all think its true and spend the next week screaming about it.
     
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    lol hahahaha!
     
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    This will hit my inbox again in about 3 days.... about the time it will take to get scrubbed, cut, pasted, and passed around the retirement place as fact in Tucson where my mother-in-law lives.
     
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    Scalia wanted to be cremated, but a government agency is going to debate what's best for his body.
     
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    I'm sure we could count on them to judge each case on it's merits without bias.
     
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    I love watching people just fucking melt
     
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    I am absolutely outraged by this. :coffee:
     
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    Thank god that we can finally get rid of this damn pesky 2nd Amendment once and for all.

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    The trolls are traveling in packs lately. :lmao:
     
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