Obama is the worst basketball player ever

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  1. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    2 for 22? :jj:

    stick with tennis

    Shooting hoops with children and Washington Wizards at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, the president sank just two of 22 shots.

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    After missing three during a general shoot around, Obama lined up with kids at the free throw line. The kids were asked to stand on opposite sides of the president based on whether they thought he would make it. Only one boy went to the "miss" side.

    "Oh, man," the president declared, but the boy stood his ground (and rightly so). Obama took his shot. It hit the rim, circled and dropped outside.

    The president then posed for pictures and went off to play tennis on the other side of the court.

    Minutes later, at O for 4 the president, an avid basketball player, declared "I have to hit one shot before I go."

    And then it began. A series of painful misses and air balls.

    After six more failed free throws, Obama traded balls. After 10 misses, he moved in closer. After 11, he tried a few layups.

    After the president missed 13 shots in a row from various distances, 10-year old Kahron Campbell stepped in to help.

    Campbell made the layup on his first try.

    Then, finally, on his 18th attempt of the morning, the president made his layup.

    "He couldn't make one. I had to help him out," Campbell later told pool reporters (off-camera).

    Obama tried several more outside shots, finally hitting from the baseline on his 22nd total attempt, before leaving the court.
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    He can't dance, nor does he collect welfare either.
     
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    Half white men can't jump
     
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    i've played alot of hoops in my day & our daddy is an uncoridinated fuck & he throws like a girl....he's not a comfortable in his own skin & doesnt carry himself that way like some weekend warriors.. not a bad thing but when you hold yourself out there to be proficient at a sport surrounded by alot of yesmen, means you're open to critisism.

    like someone said, as a president he's a good hoops player, as a black guy he sucks....he's too prissy to survive in any of the leagues i've played in..his bowling style was also a big tell.:facepalm:
     
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    President Urkel.
     
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    I wonder if he can rap.
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :facepalm:
    [video=youtube;2V6d-IVqHZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V6d-IVqHZs[/video]
     
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    those pics always crack me up. it's adorable. love the rear wheel mudguard. :jj:
     
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    Butcher ?

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    My mom insists he's a homo. She may be correct :bigthink
     
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    I blame Obama's mother for this. :jj:
     
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    his legs are together like a chick complete with bent knee & look at the most beatiful "woman" in the worlds stance...:facepalm:
     
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    "After six more failed free throws, Obama traded balls. After 10 misses, he moved in closer. After 11, he tried a few layups.

    After the president missed 13 shots in a row from various distances, 10-year old Kahron Campbell stepped in to help.

    Campbell made the layup on his first try.
    :jj:

    Then, finally, on his 18th attempt of the morning, the president made his layup."


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    thanks obama
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    gunslinger is killin me with these pics:cool:..i'm in a weird mood:dontknow:.

    i've always laughed at how sipping a straw makes any guy look like a flaming faggot. blowhard joe scarboro sips like a fuckin pussy on his morning joe show. drives me nuts..faggots
     
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    :lol: