Entertainment Obi-Wan Remembers The Truth

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    "What I told you was true, from a certain point of view"
     
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    Old Obi-wan doesn't acknowledge the prequels. He said midichlorians are gay.
     
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    How come Obi Wan never once said these words to lustful Luke -- "Dude, that's your sister."
     
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    Lucas has less respect for the intelligence of his fans than Stern does...
     
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    Hal E. Burton Well-Known Member

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    He gets off on Jedi Incest Porn. He polishes his lightsaber to it.
     
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    .....
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Now, if you would have inserted the below from 53 seconds - THEN I would be impressed.

     
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    Just like Caitlyn Jenner destroyed Bruce.....

    '...from a certain point of view.'
     
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    I like how Leia remembers Padme from about the 10 seconds she saw her when she was 15 seconds old.
     
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    Good thing Luke didn't ask Obi-Wan about how his mother died because he would have to explain to Luke how George Lucas ran out of ideas and came up with her dying the dumbest ways that anyone has ever died in a movie.
     
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    Sometimes revisionist history is a better tale than actual history.
     
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    That was cool