Obligatory bi-annual Paris Jackson check in thread (formally Paris Hilton)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Oct 13, 2015.

  1. chapped

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    Super fucking rich and the brains of a squash

    almost there......

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    this concludes the obligatory bi-annual Paris Jackson check in thread

    See you again in April
     
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  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Who dat?
     
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    That's not Paris hilton!
     
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    Am I supposed to masturbate to this?
     
  5. chapped

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    i have been sick.. did i mention this??
     
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    Paris JACKSON. Michael's kid
     
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    Hands up who saw the name Paris and automatically saw Hilton after it......
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    its a whole thing
     
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    i am going on 3 hours of sleep... every night for over a week...

    i am basically a talking monkey at this point
     
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    I don't think there's an ounce of Michael Jackson's DNA in that kid.

    As for other kids...
     
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    I'm sure he left an ounce or two. He probably didn't pull out every time right ?
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Striking face.....obviously surrogate mom and dad.
     
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    Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
    A: Because there were twenty of them.
     
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    Armwarmers!!! [​IMG]
     
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    Would bang.
     
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    Cute girl - no relation to Michael.
     
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    Why do girls do that horrible color to their hair?:)
     
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    If you are under 20 you can get away with it.
     
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    Beth is a trendsetter.:bounce:
     
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