Obsessed with Howard's feet

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Oct 14, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Walking on his Palm Beach carpet.





    • melbyloveWhat the hell he is the nicest man feet I have ever seen
    • loracseer@bethostern that's because his feet are beautiful! the kitties are pretty darn cute too lol@
    • valaxieI've heard he has nice feet! He does!
     
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    :facepalm:

    I'm sure she's jealous that they're prettier than hers. :coffee:

    :idea: Wait, maybe she's stockpiling photos to show her plastic surgeon grandma on her next visit.... :bigthink
     
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    i've seen some 60 year old male feet and by comparison his are pretty damn nice lol
     
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    Those feet look like the most pampered male feet in North America.
     
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    They do appear extremely soft, smooth, and well tended. Not the manliest look but they complement the scarves and wigs nicely. :giggle:
     
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    I'm younger than Howard and must confess that my feet don't look as nice...but then I'm not a pampered girly man and I work for a living.
     
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    let's see her feet next to his...at first I thought it was her feet pictured.

    I'm betting they can share sneakers.
     
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    The one foot looks photoshopped in lol
     
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    Are both feet Howard's? The one on the left looks like it's about to stomp on that kitten.
     
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    howardfeet.png bethgnarledfeed.png
     
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    Beth is already asking Howard if they can make an offer for Lamar Odom's Chuck Taylor collection
     
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    Feets don't fail me now!
     
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    He's not walking. He's sitting. He sits like a girl, i.e. Has no dick or balls, and crosses his legs all the way.

    That's why one foot looks shopped. No one walks with their feet pointing in those directions.
     
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    How come Imus isn't ripping on him for having 30 cats and wife without any marketable skills?
     
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    this
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    You're right.

    Boots too. Well, they might be a bit tight on her.

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    Beth seems really bored. Perhaps she needs a new hobby like photography or chess...
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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