Octomom Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video

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  1. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Didnt the chick with the phone service say she was going to try to talk her into this?

    Octomom may be declaring bankruptcy, but she's still very much the master of her own domain.

    Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video ... TMZ has learned. She's hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer. It will be released shortly thereafter -- not a lot of post production, we're told.

    As for how much she'll make, it's hush hush, except we're told, "It's a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless."

    You'll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she's saying she doesn't consider a masturbation video porn, because it's a solo mission

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/01/octomom-masturbation-porn-video/
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Her eyebrows make me afraid of just how hairy her cunt is.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Does anyone even really want to see this?
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...hell no.
     
  6. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    is this going to be as provocative as the "topless" pics she posed for?

    lame
     
  7. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    i wanna see it, lol!
    shes got giant milk bladders.
    im sure she'll clean shave down there for the vid if she wants to sell it.
     
  8. TehLivingDeath

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    It's probably going to be her shoving her hand down her panties, rubbing furiously whilst staring at the camera and over-selling a fake orgasm.
     
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    Gross and vile person.
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    ...really man, shes gonna have to masterbate with a traffic cone.
     
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    God damn I'm hungry now...
     
  13. cygnus2112

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    Oh man.. you're probably right. I hope not though. Probably be one if those softcore type vids that they out on Cinemax where the people bang by rocking with each other and then get up and cover themselves with a sheet. WTF is that shit. She'll have lingerie on and just rub over it and put her hands in but they show nothing. I hope that's not what will happen. i want her spreading her buttcheeks apart right in the camera and fingerblasting her asshole. Stop pretending you're better than a porn star. Just give up the nappy dugout already.
     
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    I'm going to vomit.
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    How long until she loses the kids? 10, 9, 8, 7...
    she's bat shit
     
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    I'll have a look at it...
    [​IMG]
    Why not?
     
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    She's a loser with no skills. She could have made $1M+ had she done porn when her name was all over the place. Now she's going to do it for a fraction of that because she has no other earning potential to take care of her kids. If you're going to degrade yourself, might as well do it for top dollar.
     
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    I don't understand how anyone makes money in porn these days. You know that shit will be all over the internet for free the day it comes out. Even if I wanted it, which I don't, I wouldn't pay for it. She should sew up her cunt and jump off a cliff.
     
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    Shes gotta be as loose as a two week old tub of curdled cottage cheese after all those kids.
    She will have to use an eggplant for a dildo to get off.

    Perhaps Robin could advise her.
     
  20. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    i dont get it either..how does that guy from Vivid throw out these crazy money offers, when there cant be that many people actually paying to download..even if you say its really just promotion and they use it to keep their name in the papers, are there that many people still paying for porn to make it worth that?