Oderus, if you're going to be my girlfriend I need you to wear a slutty outfit and...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, May 5, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    .... smile, AND BLOW ME.

    Make sure that skirt's real short. I want to see those ass cheeks. Slap 'em when you're on your way to the can.
     
  2. Oderus

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    er...ah...um...
     
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    Fuckin hawt, right?? :jerk:
     
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    Whoa
     
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    The fuck
     
  6. Oderus

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    I REALLY need to find a new forum
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    look at these people trying to steal you from me
     
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    Oderus is the epicenter of all homo behavior
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    If Al Qaeda wanted to attack the alternative lifestyle they would fly a 737 into Oderus's house
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    christ im in the mood for shrimp cocktail today
     
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    I have a special Cinco de Mayo lunch planned
     
  12. Oderus

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    everyday is tree frog day
     
  13. Kanye West

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    wtf
     
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    sex cow!

    Sex cow!
     
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    Then you don't need Oderus. You need Kany.....nevermind.
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :nojj:
     
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    It's like my pappy always said. It ain't gay if it's with Oderus.
     
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    this is true