Oderus is Picking the Seahawks

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  1. O Face

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    SALT LAKE CITY -- A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion.
    Oderus ran into an enclosure Thursday morning and swiftly knocked down a papier-mache helmet bearing the Seahawks logo, signaling his pick, said Erica Hansen of Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City. "He made his pick without any hesitation," Hansen said.


    That could mean bad news for Broncos fans. The 13-year-old primate hasn't been wrong since 2006. Last year, Oderus charged out and knocked over a papier-mache goal post decorated with a Baltimore Mike avatar. Sure enough, the Ravens beat the 49ers 34-31.




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    http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/201...-ape-predicts-seattle-seahawks-win-super-bowl
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    I used to go to Hogle Zoo when I was in elementary school.
     
  3. nazdrowie

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    derus
     
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    fuck off Naz
     
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    it's really Eli the Ape..this was the humor piece on the local news this morning.
     
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    Stick to racism.
     
  8. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish. Gold

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    can you please not swear so early in the morning, thanks
     
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    He's not racist, he just keeps it real. :nono:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :derus: :giggle2:
     
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    Halloween is over
     
  12. nazdrowie

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    why the fuck not?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you are really starting to piss me off
     
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    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish. Gold

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    i don't know
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Charon should give this thread 1 star
     
  17. O Face

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    This was a humor piece in the The Bar this morning. You see how I wove in a BM reference? I do crazy stuff like that all the time -- I don't even care!