Oderus is Picking the Seahawks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by O Face, Jan 31, 2014.

  1. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    27,896
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,594
    Likes Received:
    8,647
    :c

    SALT LAKE CITY -- A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion.
    Oderus ran into an enclosure Thursday morning and swiftly knocked down a papier-mache helmet bearing the Seahawks logo, signaling his pick, said Erica Hansen of Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City. "He made his pick without any hesitation," Hansen said.


    That could mean bad news for Broncos fans. The 13-year-old primate hasn't been wrong since 2006. Last year, Oderus charged out and knocked over a papier-mache goal post decorated with a Baltimore Mike avatar. Sure enough, the Ravens beat the 49ers 34-31.




    [​IMG]

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/201...-ape-predicts-seattle-seahawks-win-super-bowl
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

    Reputations:
    18,601
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    30,235
    Likes Received:
    19,198
    I used to go to Hogle Zoo when I was in elementary school.
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    3,799
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    127,895
    Likes Received:
    26,490
    derus
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    21
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    120,890
    Likes Received:
    24,049
    fuck off Naz
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

    Reputations:
    78,074
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    148,502
    Likes Received:
    76,533
    it's really Eli the Ape..this was the humor piece on the local news this morning.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    92,802
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    135,853
    Likes Received:
    62,028
  7. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
    Stick to racism.
     
  8. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    5,971
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    43,510
    Likes Received:
    29,349
    can you please not swear so early in the morning, thanks
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

    Reputations:
    18,601
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    30,235
    Likes Received:
    19,198
    He's not racist, he just keeps it real. :nono:
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

    Reputations:
    57
    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2013
    Messages:
    34,593
    Likes Received:
    5,985
    :derus: :giggle2:
     
  11. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
    Halloween is over
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    3,799
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    127,895
    Likes Received:
    26,490
    :giggle3:
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    21
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    120,890
    Likes Received:
    24,049
    why the fuck not?
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    21
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    120,890
    Likes Received:
    24,049
    you are really starting to piss me off
     
  15. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    5,971
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    43,510
    Likes Received:
    29,349
    i don't know
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    21
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    120,890
    Likes Received:
    24,049
    Charon should give this thread 1 star
     
  17. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    27,896
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,594
    Likes Received:
    8,647
    This was a humor piece in the The Bar this morning. You see how I wove in a BM reference? I do crazy stuff like that all the time -- I don't even care!