Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Dec 19, 2013.
Tell me the story about how you got fired at the cracker factory?
got caught fucking the machine that salts the tops of the ritz.
wait i thought you worked in the saltines department?
I did. You don't shit where you eat, Kanye.
ritz and saltines in the same factory?
Did they have the "three strikes you're out" rule?
i want to know what you did at the graham cracker station?
now you're just being silly
yes. I got caught at least that many times.
Not if you ever want to eat graham crackers again.
I heard the company got sued after he configured the animal cracker machine to make KISS shapes.
holy crap it's Kanye