Of Course This Happens When the Husband Is Away...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by skp2978, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I'm in so much trouble. :chair:


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  2. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    What happened?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    hookin?
     
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  4. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I can't say.
     
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  5. Napoleon V

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    You meet Bill Clinton?
     
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  6. skp2978

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    I'm basically the clumsiest person I know. I tripped on my purse strap at work and slid nicely across this gross floor at work.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Wash your legs, woman.
     
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  8. Estocada

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    Kindabullshit to start a thread then.
     
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  10. Estocada

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    Mix up some sko colored spackle. Hope he doesn't notice.
     
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  11. skp2978

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    They're just naturally ugly and weird colored. I try to tell people my legs aren't nice all the time and they don't believe me. I present proof.
     
  12. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I was fine with plain missionary but no, you wanted wild doggy. Oops, did I type that out loud?
     
  13. Estocada

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    Tell him you were earning his Christmas present money. Gift of the Magi deal.
     
  14. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Hire MLAW to take the purse strap to court. Open and shut.
     
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    Rug burn?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    you need ointment of some sort
     
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  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    What ever happened to those pictures of you chowing box?

    :vag::vag:
     
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  19. Estocada

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    And mercurochrome. And some bandages. And a 10 thousand watt bubble machine.
     
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    We would have to flip her over to see that.