Of the 6 yrs on SIRIUS what has been the greatest thing ever said ?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I say these 2 are the best and both from the roasts

    sal- calling beth a horse FACE and he made horse sounds i think ...right?

    Colin quinn- at artie roast he said everyone loves you artie except dana

    you got any better?
     
  2. hoodwink

    hoodwink Well-Known Member

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    "yes, i am engaged"...oops, you said greatest thing :facepalm:
     
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    CAPTAIN KIRK New Member

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    "I piss on my fans!"
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    cock?
     
  5. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    "Anything else Robin?"
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Hey, Bindy!
    Ya wanna swim around my stingray?
    Ohhhhhhhhh!!!


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  7. Joe Mamaw

    Joe Mamaw New Member

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    Thank ya fer your caaawl.
     
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    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    "what happened I was doodling"

    or maybe

    "what the EFF is going on!"
     
  9. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    and I almost forgot

    "she puts dried cranberries in them!"
     
  10. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Ralph on the phone - "Okay you guys get back to work."

    Artie - "Yeah Ralph get back to nothing!"







    Little Lupe calling David Arquette "tiny penis!" over and over is a close second
     
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    DogOfWar92 New Member Banned User

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    This, history in the making...:horse:
     
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    KINGjoe New Member

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    i'm not your bro.....
     
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    I have urine in my feet.
     
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    RevHortonHeat Active Member VIP

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    didn't Robert Duval basically say howard was full of shit that his wife was smart because she was a model?
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I haven't heard it all but this is the one that stands out to me. Even Howard had to laugh.
     
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    goldphoenix Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Brad Garrett say beth would get confused trying to figure out how to make an elevator work?
     
  17. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    "I'm a miserable cunt."

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    Matwiow Active Member

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    Shut your mouth cuntface!!
     
  19. blottomsup

    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    Artie saying that Howard would have to take off his hair before jumping into the pool to save Bianca.
     
  20. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    In the past 6 years, by far, the thing that has provided me with the most entertainment value is as follows:

    "back to obscurity, bitches"