Off Post..if you aren't getting laid by your wife,your live in girlfriend, here's why

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just saying.. most you guys can't by $1000 purses or HGTV shows like Howard..but you can get laid and here is how..
    1) take out the trash w/o being asked
    2) she is working late, fix a nice dinner..no take out, no pizza, a nice pasta and wine sauce (PM me I'll give you the recipe)
    3) pick up your smelly socks and put them in the hamper
    4) vacuum the house
    5) stop playing video games and fuckin PAY ATTENTION. Listen about her day, and just agree...don't offer solutions.
    6) at a minimun, take your pubs off the soap...it is disgusting.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I'm shaved :dance:
     
  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Great but you can still take out the trash..
     
  4. Johnny B

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    Too much work. Fuck it. My hand gets the job done.
     
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    That is why you will always be alone in your mama's basement, my friend.
     
  6. Shine

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    Is that it?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Uh yeah, it is that simple...
     
  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    won't work if she's a cunt.
     
  9. ELMACO510

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    Great suggestions but what about the other side of it. What should women do so we don't leave their ass?
     
  10. Johnny B

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    The reason you get a wife is so she can cook and clean for you.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yeah, then fucking dump her...crazy bitches out there.
     
  12. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Want me to come take out your trash? :hump:
     
  13. Douchebag 007

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    whoah whoah whoah listen about her day??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
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    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    touché
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    There are many wise voices in this thread. :bigthink
     
  16. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Let me guess..you are in a loveless marriage or you are living at home in your parents basement? which is it?
     
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    ooooo cunty

    btw isnt it better my pubes are on the bar of soap than in the bed or on my girls face
     
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    [video=youtube;YpKe-ofFQ3g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpKe-ofFQ3g[/video]
     
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    Why would I take my British drinking establishments off of a soap? :dontknow:
     
  20. EndOfLine

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    7) Marry or date someone who likes to fuck.

    I made that mistake with my first wife - I scored with my second.