Off the lease with Beth Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by blotchy, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

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    This was in the newspaper this morning:

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    Don{t see how to rename thread, lease is funnier anyways.
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    So she "Saw a little bit of myself" in homes of all the assholes who do moronic things with their pets. She's too stupid to realize the show is mocking those idiots.
     
  3. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    I'm curious why her age was inserted into that.
     
  4. HorsetoothBeth

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    I was hoping he through her out by the thread title.
     
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  5. killallposers

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    god, she looks like a fucking idiot. that stupid hat and what looks like pajamas with a giant heart on it. her quotes are moronic. i don't know what the 1st means and then she's bragging because one of their pets likes her husband. 1 of 3 isn't very good. i guess it's impressive to her as all animals are always trying to get away from her.
     
  6. FCCstandards

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    That's because she is
     
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    walter's plotting how to take down a pelican.
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Of course the puppies look like they're being tortured. And she probably hates the fact that her bent knees didn't make it in the pic.
     
  9. NotMyBro

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    How much are Sterns paying to their PR person? Looks like a ton of cash considering she's now appeared in a lot of papers.
     
  10. cia212

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    While not wanting fame.
     
  11. Brokenbad

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    Could also be her I.Q. or sleep number.
     
  12. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    I saw this in my paper, too...I felt violated somehow. :coffee:
     
  13. Stinkfist

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    Her head is so hollow it makes a sucking sound.
     
  14. Doberman862

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    "Best selling author". :facepalm:
     
  15. hoodwink

    hoodwink Jump For Reggie Cock

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    I wish that puppy would bite her fucking face off! dumb bitch!
     
  16. TaTa Toothy

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    "Best-selling author" :c

    Also, why is Beth wearing a George Washington wig? Is it something Howard wears while lounging around chimmneyville?
     
  17. Ben Dover

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    I saw this in my Sunday paper as well.

    What wasn't shown was the menacing stare she gave to the person who handed her those dogs.

    If I had a cat, I'd line the litter box with that newspaper, and let the cat take a smelly shit on her face
     
  18. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Not puppies. Those are full grown dogs smothered in man hands.
     
  19. FishySausage

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    Can they write "best selling author" if it's a total lie?
    Why not write that she's 27?
    Or doesn't have freakishly large hands?
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    Nunja worry. Anytime this emptyheaded cunt is involved all mistakes are understood. She needs a massive kick to her groin from all of us one time fans. 20 million kicks to the cunt will kill ANY stray 2 or 3 active eggs this old plastic faced hag had left. If THAT. Thank you for your service.