Off the lease with Beth Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by blotchy, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP Gold

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    This was in the newspaper this morning:

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    Don{t see how to rename thread, lease is funnier anyways.
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    So she "Saw a little bit of myself" in homes of all the assholes who do moronic things with their pets. She's too stupid to realize the show is mocking those idiots.
     
  3. Donkeyboy2190

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    I'm curious why her age was inserted into that.
     
  4. HorsetoothBeth

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    I was hoping he through her out by the thread title.
     
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  5. killallposers

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    god, she looks like a fucking idiot. that stupid hat and what looks like pajamas with a giant heart on it. her quotes are moronic. i don't know what the 1st means and then she's bragging because one of their pets likes her husband. 1 of 3 isn't very good. i guess it's impressive to her as all animals are always trying to get away from her.
     
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    That's because she is
     
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    walter's plotting how to take down a pelican.
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Of course the puppies look like they're being tortured. And she probably hates the fact that her bent knees didn't make it in the pic.
     
  9. NotMyBro

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    How much are Sterns paying to their PR person? Looks like a ton of cash considering she's now appeared in a lot of papers.
     
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    While not wanting fame.
     
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    Could also be her I.Q. or sleep number.
     
  12. beetlejosh

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    I saw this in my paper, too...I felt violated somehow. :coffee:
     
  13. Stinkfist

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    Her head is so hollow it makes a sucking sound.
     
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    "Best selling author". :facepalm:
     
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    I wish that puppy would bite her fucking face off! dumb bitch!
     
  16. TaTa Toothy

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    "Best-selling author" :c

    Also, why is Beth wearing a George Washington wig? Is it something Howard wears while lounging around chimmneyville?
     
  17. Ben Dover

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    I saw this in my Sunday paper as well.

    What wasn't shown was the menacing stare she gave to the person who handed her those dogs.

    If I had a cat, I'd line the litter box with that newspaper, and let the cat take a smelly shit on her face
     
  18. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Not puppies. Those are full grown dogs smothered in man hands.
     
  19. FishySausage

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    Can they write "best selling author" if it's a total lie?
    Why not write that she's 27?
    Or doesn't have freakishly large hands?
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    Nunja worry. Anytime this emptyheaded cunt is involved all mistakes are understood. She needs a massive kick to her groin from all of us one time fans. 20 million kicks to the cunt will kill ANY stray 2 or 3 active eggs this old plastic faced hag had left. If THAT. Thank you for your service.