Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by RenchFries, Feb 18, 2016.
No angry Muzzies there.
Just white beaches and sunshine.
Eat some balut for me.
Armed gunmen at the Dunkin Donuts always makes me feel safe there!
Try some fried bananas there.
Enjoy the beach!
going to angels city?
Um. To guard...the...doughnuts? Those five-cent pieces of dough?
Can you ask them if they are still angry about being stripped of their Little League World Series title ?
Don't forget to visit the women's prisons while over there.
They love Bowling and gambling
Yeah it's a third world fucking shithole but the beaches are nice and the food is good.
I'm enjoying myself, but at the same time I'm not as comfortable as I would like to be. It is a very, very poor country and it's easy to imagine bad shit happens here. Plenty of shady characters here, too. Johnny Fratto-looking Older white guys hanging out with very young local girls... Stuff like that. Stray dogs everywhere, people sleeping on the beach...it's a legitimate third world country.
I'm having a good time here, but I'll be very glad once I'm in a more civilized part of the world again.
Get a whore,
by Yuri Sincero | 29 Comments
Traveling to the capital of the Philippines ?
Want to hook up with a Manila girl?
Whether you are a foreigner or a local, there are more Manila filipinas than there are guys. The girls are aggressive for two main reasons:
1. They want a guy to give them money (ESPECIALLY a foreigner)
2. Its hard to find a good guy in Manila since most guys are taken
For foreigners, Manila is full of hustlers. You are more likely to be ripped off by a taxi or have a kid steal your wallet than to be stabbed. Its a bad idea to roam around drunk, alone at night. Its best to go with a partner or group. Having a wing man will steal your nerve for a no strings attached, hook up with a Manila girl on your vacation.
Unlike Angeles City you cannot just grab any woman there. You will need to be a little more smooth and respectful and maybe even discrete. Although ladies are all over the city. Here are the list of places on where to find the most opportunity for a Manila women hook up.
1. Malls (Robinsons Malls, Mall of Asia, any malls around Manila) – The locals hit up the malls to find a mate. If you are travelling to Manila for a lady, you may want to do the same. Dating a foreigner in the Philippines is no big deal so you may be able to find a girl that works in the mall. Start by just asking politely where to find girls around the area, and they will let you know or even give you their number.
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2.Spa/Massage places – Some massage places offer more than just a back rubs. But even if the massage place does not offer a happy endings you could just ask the working massage girl if she will extend the service in your hotel room, you can ask the girls mobile number and communicate to meet after shift . They won’t refuse to date if they like you. That is potentially free sex .
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3. Disco Bars/Restobars – to get a more decent girl to hook up with, a bar might be the best place. Most of the young professionals in Manila area hang out on this areas for a drink to relax after a stressful day at work or to have fun on the weekend. Some hookers may hang out at the bars.
4. Manila Bay ( Baywalk ) – many people hang in this area. On Baywalk you will see groups of friends hanging out and prostitutes looking for clients. If you’re walking alone the girls will approach to offer sex for some amount. Less than 50 usd.
5. Star Fleet Relax Zone – Fish bowl style “relax zone”. Basically, dozens of beautiful Manila girls ready to provide services for a low price. The prostitutes are lined up for the customers to pick which ones they want to take home. Just ask the Taxi drivers to take you where they are located.
3rd Floor Oyster Plaza Bldg. II, Ninoy Aquino Avenue cor.
Kabihasnan Road, Parañaque City 1700 Phils.
Tel: 829-3861 / 829-0304 / 829-7081 TeleFax: 820-7572
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6. Online dating sites – this is one of the most effective way of meeting Manila women for sex or for a relationship since they’re always up to guy hunting. It can also be more than just sex. If you want a more serious relationship just make sure you take your time to get to know them. And don’t give money. Before you commit to anything serious make sure you meet them first. Its hard to find a match.
Not a vagina in the bunch. Good luck figuring out who's who.
Get yourself a LBFM.
Enjoy your malaria and genital warts.
Rench is gonna get raped