Off to visit my mother for a week.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Y'all pray for me please. :facepalm:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    tell her I said thanks for the anal
     
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  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I will. Btw, she says she's sorry about the whole HPV thing.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I bet she's a great cook tho. Think positive.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    It ain't thanksgiving til Big Mama's chitterlings have the whole block smelling like a slaughterhouse.
     
  9. Mlaw

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    I have to visit mine at the cemetery, count your damn blessings son
     
  10. Shivvy

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    ive often asked myself how im gonna feel when my mom dies
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    You'll remember every shitty thing you ever said and every birthday you ever forgot.
     
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    Rachel Maddow.

    :dancin:
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    You just got laid, Danas, that should hold you.
     
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    :pray::rip::yes:
     
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    daner is coming to virginia beach and I'm goin back to cali :dance:
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Just had Jersey Mike's. :dancin:
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Dude, she may annoy the fuck out of me but I'm going to be a fucking mess when that happens. :bigcry:
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    Does she ever ask you when are you gonna settle down with a nice black girl?
     
  19. Shivvy

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    Fag
     
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  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    She gave up on the black girl thing sometime in the late 80's. :coffee: