Off work with a puking kid

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  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    So that's the start to my week.

    She's chillin onthe couch now.

    But hell, least I get to make myself some breakfast?

    How was everyone's weekend?
     
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    Got a blow job last night for fathers day :dontknow:
     
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    In before Kanye.
     
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    me too :yes:
     
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    28 beers.
     
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    I didn't know you had a kid.
     
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    I took a sleeping pill at 8:30 and by 9:30 was in bed ready to crash. Here comes this mouth to my cock, I swear I simultaneously finished and fell asleep.
     
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    Haha never a bad thing
     
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    Word
     
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    fabfc88d-364a-46f4-b014-d311f50096e1.jpg

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Thanks for blowing out my uterus, have a blow job?
     
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    Where's the dad?
     
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    The kid spent fathers day with him, thats why shes sick :( probably
     
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    Who knows?
     
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    I'd like to blame him haha

    But hes never met her. Nor has he tried.

    So she's all mine.
     
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    Oh.
     
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    That sucks... I'm guessing your pregnancy was unplanned?

    Does he have a standing child support order? Ever considered going after him, if not?
     
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    @LawyerLarry get after this piece of shit
     
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    Fucking pussy kids. What's the deal with all the puking? I can't remember the last time I puked. Just a ploy to get out of school. Get off my lawn.
     
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    Don't you work at home though?