WTF ***Offical garypagetwo Memorial Thread***

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by WillyBest, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    My friend Gary died today.

    I don't know how, I don't know why.

    All I know for sure, is he's gone. I am left with only questions and memories of my dear departed friend.

    My friend Gary loved fitness challenges, hot sauce, dogs, pizza, and flunking out of college 11 times.

    His depression and social anxiety made Norwegian pussies dry up on sight.

    He never scored, but he never stopped trying.
    I'd like to think there's a little Gary in all of us.

    The world beats us down, like the fascist mods on this site, but we fight back.
    We will not go gently into that good night.
    We will rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And if we PM Dawg enough, he will grant us a second chance.
    And maybe, just maybe, a free month of Gold to see the NSFW pics.
    That's all Gary wanted. Just a chance. And they wouldn't give it to him.

    One time, he broke a toilet with his gigantic forehead.
    Now he's dead, and there's a gigantic hole in our hearts.

    We have, as a great man once said, "suffered a big loss."

    The stars over Oslo look a little darker tonight.
     
  2. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    You Melvins think you can kill The Page? :rofl:

    If you strike him down, he'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
     
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    Rest in Pizza
     
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    :cool:
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Hopefully this is just an April Fool's prank...

    The Shed cannot afford to lose its most entertaining poster.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    why dawg never put him on trial is odd.
    makes me suspect dawg or monk
     
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    He must have fought back too hard at the mob of bullies and mods harassing and insulting him every day.

    "Don't be a pussy just be yourself. It's the only way you're gonna learn. "

    :cool:

     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    A speech with class. Beautifully written.
     
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    Was he banned?
     
  10. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    gary lives at home thats why he hides shit
    no man has fake flowers in their bathroom
     
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    Pull out your tin foil hats guys.
     
  12. WillyBest

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    Gary's epitaph:
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    Page Style means never letting the e-bullies win!!! :cool:
     
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    No.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG Gold

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    R.I.P. Gar.

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    Willy best makes me laugh, he always says something funny...always, he must be some sort of professional funnyman IMO
     
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    you should have seen his parents kitchen. it was UUUUGE!



    alas, salafipage2 is like herpes, he will pop up again!
     
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    :hug:
     
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