Officemate issues

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  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do? VIP

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    Anyone ever have to deal with an unbearable office mate? I have a moderate sized office that I share with one person and he is essentially pushing me to my limits of being able to be nice.

    He is ~450 LBS and is constantly eating. I dont mind the 'non smelly' items as much as the 8AM hot dogs with onions.
     
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    Just tell him you don't mind sharing the space but you would appreciate it if he would please stop from being an overly offensive fat slob.
     
  3. HypocriteHowie

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    Buy all the left over Easter candy you can find, bring it in and leave it on your desk so he can see it, let him munch away till he explodes. Problem solved.
     
  4. Boomer

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    Your bigger problem is that your boss must fucking hate you.
     
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    Is obesity a protected class these days? What are the rules about eating at your desk? You may just have to ask to be moved.
     
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    I feel your pain. Not a fan of the obese.:bounce:
     
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  8. Boomer

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    I sometimes eat at my desk, but my boss said I could just put a stop to the eating in the office. Not sure I want to go that route -- although I wouldnt mind if that is the way it had to be.
     
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    We all hate the people we work with. Suck it up.
     
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    If you want to have some fun, get some Russell Stover sugar-free candy and leave it in a dish.
    The sugar substitute used, sugar alcohol, is the primary ingredient in Ex-Lax.
     
  11. Boomer

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    LOL. Those gummy bears that give diarrhea?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    can you wear earplugs?
     
  14. Boomer

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    Headphones.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    turn your back away... then you don't see it or hear it.. might still smell it./?
     
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    I used to work in an office that had 'hoagie day' every Thursday. The entire office would reek of onions for hours afterwards...it was disgusting. I actually stopped going in on Hoagie day just because the smell was that bad.
     
  17. Head Censor

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    I have no idea WTF this is, but it looks like it might be helpful in your case.

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    same here....this fkn chinese dude sits next to me, he brings like 10 containers of tubberware, drinks about 40 tall cups of green disgusting smelling tea all day....he eats dinner leftovers for breakfast, stinks up the whole office, then he eats 2 breakfasts, eats brunch, about 3 lunches, early afternoon dinner and eats tubs of snacks all day, while non stop drinking the fckn tea. The dude does not get full.
     
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    You sure he's not a Hobbit?
     
  20. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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