********Official AGT Mockery Thread - Rachel Butera Edition**********

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jun 17, 2014.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Absolutely nothing up against it tonight. Horribly unfunny fatass Rachel Butera will be on, no conflict of interest for Wiggy.

    "I discovered her Robin, now she's starring on a lame summer replacement Gong show ripoff, like I always say stay with me and I'll make you a star"
     
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    I'll be late tonight.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What must Howard really think of that giant sow?
     
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    ...whos the decent looking one?
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    She did star in Buttf**ker in 2009.
     
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    ...its as if we're kindred spirits.
     
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    Even the impressions of FUNNY people she does end up being completely UNFUNNY. She's a total fail on so many levels.
     
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    The first time I met Rachel was right after she won the contest on the HSS. She was already acting like a "diva" and it had only been, what? 6-7 hours since she was on the show?
    We were doing the Roundtable that evening and she was soooo annoying. The pizza wasn't hot enough for her (Jason always ordered pizza for the participants), this wasn't good, that wasn't good.
    Constant bitching. Ugh.
    It was all "look at me, look at MEE!"
    And she's been tweeting up a storm to EVERYONE on the planet these past couple of days: "I'm on AGT tonight! WATCH ME! WATCH MEEEE!"
    Please, someone just shoot me. Okay, thanks.
     
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    Only Howard serves cold pizza! No one else :grad:

    Hopefully there was enough pizzas there for Rachael to fill up on
     
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    yeah but the tag line will be politically correct Howard gives a big break to one of the MANY female contributors to his long running successful radio show.
    Rachel; "People have this misconception that his a misogynist and only has strippers on his show, but he gives a lot of breaks to female comedians like Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler and has many female writers on staff like Lisa G,..blah..blah....his angelic wife whose a supermodel...blah..blah kittens"
    Funny he doesn't seem to get behind the men trying to break thru on his show.
    was cimpletely oblivious to his bodyguard on Private Parts was a great screenwriter or Judd Apatow when he met him before he got famous or Luois CK when Artie got him on.
    Shuli, Benji, Stuttering John, Billy West, Jackie, Artie
     
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    Ok, ok. Who posted the picture of the wildebeest?
     
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    Was it twice that Butera won an impression contest on THSS?
     
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    To her credit, she is funnier than that dreadful Bigfoot Jr.

    It is.
     
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    I heard she does a killer Jabba the Hut impression. She doesn't even move her lips.
     
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    Another week, another #1 in it's time slot, #1 for the night and #1 for the week. And NBC isn't happy with Howard's performance :facepalm:
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    And more cock puffing from you. Bethsucks could this mult be Daniels from SFN :haha: