$$$ Official Ben or Rae Stern Death Pool Thread $$$

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    It might have to be bumped in a few months. But I was pretty close with the Bianca death pool thread. Which I think Bye You won. I say one will go January 2013.
     
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    Most old people die in March. I'm betting on March 2013.
     
  3. LisaGsDentures

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    Change this to a Robin death pool. Now thats worth celebrating.
     
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    You think Howard will finally retire his stupid shtick of talking like his parents once one of them dies?
     
  5. Mcfly

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    I'm gunning for February. That's a cold month, and we all know Stern likes to leave his family out in the cold.
     
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    Mark em both down for 12/21/2012.
     
  7. Free Food

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    May 2013
     
  8. FCCstandards

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    but we won't know.
     
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    Howard is planning to poison their daily yogurt fix in order to gain more Jew Marbles . . .
     
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    If Rae dies first, Ben will go within a few months after her.
    If Ben dies first, Rae may be able to last a few years without him.
     
  11. Mcfly

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    She'll be fucking black guys before his body's cold. Oh no wait, that's Beth and Howard.
     
  12. Herc

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    Why do you think he wanted to isolate his parents with a movie after the storm. He needed his weekly jerk off session in the corner of the room while Beth's Mandingo Warrior lovers bust nut after nut into her well used box . . .
     
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    although i don't like to get involved with death pools, i think you're right about this.....although it would be interesting to see how he would handle rae's death and where he would pack his father off to...ellen's? a nursing home? or would he take him in to his own house (not possible).
    howard has never experienced real grief....i can't imagine him not going into a complete and totally black depression.
    i did when my father died...i was OK the first week, then one day driving home from my office this utterly hopeless feeling came over me. when i got home i got into bed and didn't come out for a month except to shower and sometimes eat. i'll never forget that summer. utter and complete hopelessness.
     
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    Dad's first to go.
     
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    Good question. The Ted Kennedy impression hasn't fully died, but then again, he was a public figure and not a family member.
     
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    This thread makes me uncomfortable for some reason.
     
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    Howards a dick but his parents seem like nice people. Especially since they mentally abused little howchie. For that reason alone I would be uncomfortable wishing death on them.
     
  18. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Howard would be forced to move one of his parents in with him when one of them kicks off. It doesn't seem like his sister Ellen could pull it off and Howard could hire a staff to deal with his dying parent while he plays the martyr, a role that he enjoys.
     
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    Ben gone before 2014
     
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    :haha: That honestly wouldn't surprise me at all.