Official Bianca Death Pool

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    My bet is Labor Day
     
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    Hopefully this little heatwave will push that up to today.
     
  3. Rufus

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    Never. Beffy will have organs transplanted from donor dogs at NSAL.
     
  4. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Bianca will go Darth Vader style to keep her alive....Emperor Beth will see to it as she manipulates trade routes in and out of the Hamptons.
     
  5. kippy

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    Who goes first? Bianca? Robin? Ben Stern? AGT?
     
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    agt
     
  7. Chuck Kongo

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    I think Beth is probably so fucking stupid that Howard could just buy another similar looking bulldog and replace Bianca with it and Beth will never know the difference since the dog is only an occasional prop to her anyway.

    I think Beth is so fucking stupid that they're probably already on their second or third "Bianca" and she doesn't have the slightest clue......
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    I'm going for October 2nd. Pencil me for that date, 'kay? here's my dollar. Ooooh! this is so exciting!
     
  9. Dominic GPS

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    I'm going with Apple for the upset special
     
  10. Morrisb

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    She'll probably outlive Lohan. :coffee:
     
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    The Honduran servants can't WAIT for that fat diseased fuck to die. Always having to mop up the ugly fucker's slobber and mouth shnot off every floor. And quite frankly, THEY are the ones taking care of this useless overweight ugly piece of shit. You KNOW that Polish cunt ain't doing squat but having her picture took and fucking every handyman to show up to the penthouse to fix "NOTHING" , but the old man hears a creak and he needs a repairman to come fix it. "Rosalita! Rosalita! Bianca has thrown up again allover my white carpet! Chop Chop! Let's get in there and do what I pay you for!"


    Thank you.
     
  12. Sam Stone

    Sam Stone Well-Known Member

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    Wait, that poor animal is still alive? Cruel bastards...
     
  13. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    The caller on WUS had a point, maybe it's time?
     
  14. Chuck Kongo

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    If Rosalita and Bianca were both drowning in Hamptons Howie's giant indoor olympic sized swimming pool....who do you think Howard would encourage Yokostrosky to dive in and save first?
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    Rosalita. She holds the apartment passkey around her wrist bracelet
     
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I really feel sad about Bianca. Having gone through losing my 2 cats last year, it is a heartbreaking and devastating thing to go through, albeit, one that can't be avoided. I miss my cats every single day and still cry over them.
    We all goof on Howard and Beth, but I think that they do love Bianca, and I will feel much sympathy for them when she dies, which really does sound like it could be any moment. It's the most awful thing helplessly watching your beloved pet in decline and knowing that there's only one final option.
    I can't goof on them about this one.
     
  17. DogStar69

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    Even as much as I hate mr and mrs vapid, I am not going to with that poor dog dead.
     
  18. HORSETOOTHED

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    Bianca #1 died right before the Oh My Dog book tour so they had to swap in a new one.
     
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    Yes.
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    I hope when they take their private jet somewhere and take the dog, I hope Bianca suddecly has a seizure and hits the handle on the emergency door and the whole kit and kaboodle of the fucking dog, the Jew Stern and his Over Botoxed wife get sucked out somewhere over Kansas and fucking die. Waddya think uh THAT?!