******Official Billy Joel Town Hall Mockery/Discussion Thread******

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Apr 27, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    :facepalm:
    What we know is that there is no live Stern show tomorrow morning.

    At some time in a secret location there will be a Billy Joel therapy session headed by Dr Stern.
    I'm guessing no real civilians will be in the room.....too risky?

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    update:
    Monday at 12 pm ET, Howard Stern sits down with Billy Joel for a special SiriusXM Town Hall.

    Location and special guests....still unknown?
     
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    A Times Square Phone Booth
     
  3. Nemo

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    as with everything Howard does for the fans.....
    there might be a couple of well vetted 'fans' in attendance....
    with security near by to taser them if they ignore the script.

    :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    3 hours of Billy
    :facepalm:

    Other artists will be there to do Billy songs?
    Billy will sing others songs?
     
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    This is the first I have heard of this and it seems like the most retarded thing ever

    Howard will never stop trying to convince the world how awesome and mainstream he is.

    America's judge :facepalm:
     
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    You can guarantee that "the great interviewer that asks the questions no one else will" will not mention one word about Katie Lee and how she scammed Joel for a huge payday.
     
  10. Nemo

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    3 hours

    -interrupting & not listening to Billy
    -Howard talking about himself
    -counting Billy's money
    -Getting basic Billy facts wrong
    -mommy & daddy bashing
    -Moody blues
     
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    Three hours?!? That will be ponderous even with other singers coming in and performing Joel songs.

    Any guesses on the guest musicians are? You know Adam Levine and Pat Monahan from Train will definitely be two of them. Maybe Natalie Maines and Jewel. I would assume for the most part it will be the same usual Stern guests. Joel might attract some other better guests though, but Gary will pull his same go-to musical guests out of the hat again. Maybe Shaw/Blades can get back into Howard's good graces after bailing on his wedding.
     
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    "Billy, remember the time you were at a party at my house and you played all those songs for us?"

    "Billy when you had dinner with Beth and I and you said you would donate all the proceeds from the you May 27th show to Bianca's Furry Friends, I cried."

    "Billy, I always thought 'Piano Man' was about your unresolved relationship with your father and the fact that everyone in this bar came to see you it was like you showing your father that you were validated as a musician."

    "You wrote wrote 'Uptown Girl' about your relationship with Kate Upton."

    "Billy, don't you find that all your high school friends are jealous of your success and the only people who get you are celebrities?"

    "I bet you have a big penis. How big is it?"
     
  13. Uncle Larry

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    I bet this counts as a 'work day' for purposes of the company man's live show annual requirement. Plus if it's a Howard Stern Production, there must be some chance for some side marbles for Stern as well.
     
  14. Nemo

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    I love me some Billy
    I will hate others doing Billy with Howard fake orchestrating it and blowing himself for inventing it.
     
  15. Nemo

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    :hat:
    that is about it
     
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    " I too billy grew up in Long Island. I get you "
     
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    Can you give me a quick run down i never heard that story.
     
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    :grad: don't forget about the "Did you ever see Elton John's cock in the piano players locker room?"
     
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    Three hours!?!?:endit:
     
  20. Nemo

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    http://www.20thcenturycycles.com

    Billy has a motorcycle shop located amongst the peasants up in Oyster Bay.....just a short distance from Jackie's jetty

    :c
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