**Official Dawgshed Mom Dating Service**

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Many of you have nice moms that deserve a night out with a friendly gentleman.

    Many guys here at Dawgshed haven't been on a date in a while.

    Let's hook them up! Either present yourself as a candidate to date a mom. Tell us about yourself. What are your best qualities? What kind of mom are you looking for?

    Or tell us about your mom. What are her hobbies? Likes / dislikes? Pet peeves?
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    My mom likes gardening. She used to golf, but she's in her late 70s now and is slowing down. She has big pendulous breasts.

    She used to have a big crush on James Garner from the Rockford Files, so the more you're like him, the better.
     
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    LOL, wut???
     
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  4. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Wut part of it ain't you unnerstand?
     
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    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    "Either present yourself as a candidate to date a mom" OR WHAT???

    Your "sentence" is an incomplete thought. Starting off the sentence with "Either" means there will be two options - "present yourself as a candidate to date a mom" is only one option.
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    My mom is very attractive. Still married but I will check to see if she would want to participate.BRB!
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Can I taste yo juice?
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    why not just order a martini? :ucoffee:
     
  9. Babs

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    :giggle:
     
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    My mom is dead, not sure that matters to some of y'all
     
  11. TonyJax

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    :umm:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    :rip:
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Is pops still around? :jackoff:
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I want to pound @HAL mom
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    You can't school me on grammar, dingbat; I understand it on a level that would make your brain fry. I intentionally relaxed the structure by using "or" at the beginning of the next paragraph, not unlike the way advertisements will do it.
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Disqualified
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    So does @HAL
     
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    How can a man be a mom
     
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    I don't think my mom would want to dat a grammar Nazi.
     
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    Im an orphan :bigcry: