*Official Dawgzhed News Opdate*

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  1. Butt Trumpet

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    Gleetings, my loyal vollowers! It is I, you unbiased and on ze ball news leporter, vis an updage on ze goings on in ze Bar.

    And its allll Neesie!

    After her usual thlee veek hiatus, Neesie set voot in ze Bar to test ze vaters to see how zhe may be lecieved by ze masses.

    An attempt at blown nosing ze mods lesulted in a znub by ze cool calm and vasted Gil, who showed up tovards ze end of ze thlead to deliver a leality check to our sauce soaked cookie icer.

    Ze thlead started pleasantly enough until ze unholy tlinity of Badvunn, Beenhum and Blowme turned up to lemind our leetle fliend of her lecent past exploits.

    Folum leaf sniffing vatso Blo waddled into ze thlead to EKnight in ze hopes of a vodka laced blowyob vith a doggie bag of icing, only to be evicerated by a pile-on of epic ploportions.
    EJ, in an epic vace turn, sided vis ze hapless Blo vis a few barbs of his own tovards ze plumber and his happily retired vife.

    Neesie could not figure out ze ignore button and chose to involve mods who vere either sleeping, smoking or dealing vith Shivvys alerts. Zis meant Dawg vas dlagged flom his kennel and laid down ze law, only to find no lules had been bloken and vashed his paws of ze whole debacle, leaving Neesie to vigure out ze block vunction on her own.

    Sheevblush and EC caught shlapnel, as did Anfkeed, who vomited part of his kidney up in a tilade of epic ploportions against out woosy qveen of reinvention.

    And now vocking Schmulpy has turned up to ruin evelyzing.


    Ze vun continues vis a third thlead for ze mods to avoid taking off as you lead zis.

    Ztay tuned vor more, and happy easter. Jesus vas a good guy and makes a vonderful corn beef hash!

    Mr Dlacula zigning off!
     
  2. Anfkid

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    :jj:

    I finally made the news :yes:
     
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  3. Butt Trumpet

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    You deed last time too i zink
     
  4. baltimore mike

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    I am never in these so fuck you
     
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    talk about anal with your black wife on your birthday more. you'll be in the news for sure.
     
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  6. Butt Trumpet

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    You are not vat enough yet, blus I dont lead you thleads.
     
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    speaking of news...

    Australia beats New Zealand to win its 5th Cricket World Cup title

    :lol::funny::lol:
     
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    Can we get an Unfunny to English translation please?
     
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    The one service we need, Google doesn't provide.
     
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    Anyone have links to the good stuff?
     
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    You'd think it would be included in the unintelligible original post, wouldn't you?
     
  14. BaddFunn

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    I have a story I'd like investigated, Mr.D.

    Neesie started a thread titled something like, "Welcome back Benham and Baddwhateverthefuck" after she got us banned in January for about a week, and it looks like it's been deleted.

    Can you confirm this and find out why it was deleted?
     
  15. Butt Trumpet

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    Nope
     
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    gotcha

    some stones don't need to be turned over.
     
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    Anfkid was mad yo! :jj:
     
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    hey Drac.
    I announced I was gonna be a grandparent for a 2nd time.
     
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    zv;vz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd: