Gleetings, my loyal vollowers! It is I, you unbiased and on ze ball news leporter, vis an updage on ze goings on in ze Bar. And its allll Neesie! After her usual thlee veek hiatus, Neesie set voot in ze Bar to test ze vaters to see how zhe may be lecieved by ze masses. An attempt at blown nosing ze mods lesulted in a znub by ze cool calm and vasted Gil, who showed up tovards ze end of ze thlead to deliver a leality check to our sauce soaked cookie icer. Ze thlead started pleasantly enough until ze unholy tlinity of Badvunn, Beenhum and Blowme turned up to lemind our leetle fliend of her lecent past exploits. Folum leaf sniffing vatso Blo waddled into ze thlead to EKnight in ze hopes of a vodka laced blowyob vith a doggie bag of icing, only to be evicerated by a pile-on of epic ploportions. EJ, in an epic vace turn, sided vis ze hapless Blo vis a few barbs of his own tovards ze plumber and his happily retired vife. Neesie could not figure out ze ignore button and chose to involve mods who vere either sleeping, smoking or dealing vith Shivvys alerts. Zis meant Dawg vas dlagged flom his kennel and laid down ze law, only to find no lules had been bloken and vashed his paws of ze whole debacle, leaving Neesie to vigure out ze block vunction on her own. Sheevblush and EC caught shlapnel, as did Anfkeed, who vomited part of his kidney up in a tilade of epic ploportions against out woosy qveen of reinvention. And now vocking Schmulpy has turned up to ruin evelyzing. Ze vun continues vis a third thlead for ze mods to avoid taking off as you lead zis. Ztay tuned vor more, and happy easter. Jesus vas a good guy and makes a vonderful corn beef hash! Mr Dlacula zigning off!