*******Official FCC Standards AGT Tuesday Mockery Thread******

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jun 2, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    TV's are warming up everywhere that the prime demographic isn't for another week of America's most tedious summer fill-in series. It will once again go up against no competition and feature "America's Judge", part time dj Howard Stern.

    Nemo was right again about cost cutting, they are going to stretch these auditions and taped eliminations until mid August rather than starting live shows in July like in past seasons. The auditions were held in such hotspots as the Pomona fairgrounds, some hell hole in New Jersey and Long Island rather than LA, NYC and Vegas as in the past. Looks like Wiggy is bleeding them dry, at least the poor, overworked queen gets over two months off before having to work for the man at NBC again.
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Up against absolutely nothing tonight.

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    It would be funny if Are You Smarter Than a 5Th Grader won the time slot.
     
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    Even if it does Howard will still win! He invented that show you know?
     
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    AGT is such a horrible show. Nick Cannon is so fake, he's clearly an asshole in real life. Howie might be one of the lamest people in the business. The two broads are dumber than a box of rocks and we all know about Howie Sellout fake douche
     
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    I don't know how anyone can sit through that shit even to goof on it. There isn't enough pot in the world to get me to sit through five minutes.
     
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    AGT had a 2.6 last week for this season premiere. This was the lowest premiere episode in AGT history. AGT did go up against NBA and NHL last week, so this week there is absolutely no competition. What will happen? In every season of AGT that Howie has been a judge on, the premiere was the highest rated episode, and it spiraled downward after that.

    2012 - episode 1 - 3.7, episode 2 - 3.4, episode 3 - 3.2, episode 4 - 3.3.....show ended with a 2.4
    2013
    - episode 1 - 3.1, episode 2 - 3.0, episode 3 - 3.0, episode 4 - 2.6.....show ended with a 2.5
    2014 - episode 1 - 3.0. episode 2 - 2.9, episode 3 - 2.6, episode 4 - 2.6.....show ended with a 2.4
    2015
    - episode 1 - 2.6

    Piers? As a judge, he held audiences and the Finales always had high ratings

    2010 - episode 1 - 3.6, episode 2 - 2.9, episode 3 - 3.7, episode 4 - 3.0.....show ended with a 3.9


    The numbers don't lie for Stern and AGT. His inability to hold ratings shows tremendously. Under Piers, Hoff, Brandy, Sharon, Springer....the show never went below a 2.0 rating. In fact, it averaged above a 3.0 rating. Last year was the first time the show went below a 2.0 rating when episode 15 did a 1.9 rating, episode 17 did a 1.9 rating, and episode 19 and 20 did a 1.8 rating. If this years trends continue, this season could average below a 2.0 rating......no wonder Simon wants Howie off and he wants on. It will be interesting to see if AGT grows from its 2.6 last week, or drops.
     
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    Irv and Betty, of Wiggy's new demographic, already have the station tuned to NBC.

    It's Thunderdome, Irv!!


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    I just turned on the TV and have 35 people coming over to watch!!!!
     
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    How did this fall to page 2? We're talking AGT here, the show that had more viewers than a repeat of NCIS last week featuring the guy who had the lowest ratings in Letterman's final two weeks doing gay antics and running up on stage every two minutes.
     
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    Caitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlyn.o_O
     
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    Damnit you beat to it!
     
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    Except for the show Howard invented years ago. Are you smarter...
     
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    I gave you equal billing, I thought people would be more interested in the changes I mentioned in the first post.
     
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    Page 2? :sadbye:
     
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    Welcome to Thunderdome
     
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