~~~~~~~ OFFICIAL Garypagetwo vs KOC Rap Battle ~~~~

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Jul 20, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

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    Garypagetwo vs KOC

    These two warriors will Duke it out in the e-ring. 3 rounds each. Max 300 words per round. KOC, you won the cointoss, you are up first.

    Tale of the Tape

    Garypagetwo
    Age: 25
    Rapping out of: Oslo
    Height: 6'0
    Head height: 1'5
    Complexion:Extremely Pale


    KOC
    Age: Old
    Height: 6'0
    Head height: 11" (bald)
    Complexion: Orange
     
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    just marking my territory on the ground floor of this (soon to be) epic thread
     
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    In aboot five minutes I'm meeting friends at a bar, mouse. Sorry I won't be able to participate in your based thread.
     
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    Meeting friends at a bar :jj: Saying you had to fly to the moon and save the world would have been a more believable story
     
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    Let it out, kid. I know. I know. :console:
     
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    Nothing like meeting the gang at the bar on a Monday :jj:
     
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    Whats the matter need to get drunk before fucking your gf? :jj:
     
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    More like I'm excited about getting drunk and fucking her. It's fun.
     
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    That didn't rhyme at all.
     
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    Gary wins by forfeit and still piles on the haymakers. Just remember to put them in a rhyming scheme, this is a rap battle after all.
     
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    "KOC's such a faggot that he's gonna party with his friends and fuck his girlfriend."
     
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    Well drinking with friends at the bar on a monday sounds like fun. Are they gonna make you clean the floors and shut off the lights when you leave?
     
  15. Napoleon V

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    Rhyme dammit!
     
  16. Napoleon V

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    Rhyme!
     
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    It don't count if it ain't on URL.
     
  18. Napoleon V

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    Have you guys ever even heard a rap song?
     
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    URL?
     
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    :owned::owned::owned::owned::owned::owned::owned::owned::owned::owned:
     
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