WTF $$$~~Official March 14th steak and blowjob day thread~~$$$

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Mar 14, 2016.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Ladies you know what to do.... nobody likes a quitter or spiter

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    I hope I get chicken and a kind look.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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  5. Bristol Chicken

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    I find the premise of this thread degrading and devaluing of women.
    With that said I'm thinking Bone in Ribeye - medium, with a side of BBDTBJ.
     
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    A ribeye and her third eye..
     
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    Ribeye and tube steak...
     
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    It's a ham sandwich for lunch and a quick beat off in the workplace bathroom for me. At least I get to listen to the Vietnamese girls giggling in the girl's bathroom next to me though...have a good day.
     
  9. BethsBraneCell

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    If you demand it like that, I am sure they are going to spite you. Just sayin'.
     
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    Steak and Blowjob Day
    Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

    The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
    Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

    Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
     
  12. Honkey Donkey

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    Man ! That guy is a Hitler
     
  13. chapped

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    Howard?

    Yeah cuz valentine's day is so not forced on men
     
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  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Chicks love that shit
     
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    I made bacon yesterday, does that count? :dontknow:
     
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    I informed my "woman" about this. She said I would get the steak, but forget about the BJ.

    She got a card and good banging for valentine's day, why shouldn't I get mine?
     
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    :no:
     
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    i recommend you tell her to get her bitch ass in the kitchen and then to get on her knees and make like a circus seal


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    I agree, Bristol! Having said that, is there a special lady here at the Shed you'd spend this holiday with if you could?
     
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