*** Official Motherfucking Real Man Thread ***

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I shit my fucking pants 3 times todays, cocksuckers.
     
  2. Cutter

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    i fucked someones mother once. in.
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Did you cum on her ugly face?
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    never been one.
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    It's not hard, just shit in the shower and drink a lot bro.
     
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    I shit my pants last week while shopping with my wife in Paris . . . true story.
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Good job bro, fuck them frogs.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I fucked a man in the butt.
    Beat that!
     
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    I made the mistake of looking at the price tags.
     
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    I did, but she wasn't ugly, I don't pull Blairg pussy.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    High five, brah! But since you like that shit, it doesn't count. It would have to be something really tough, like fucking an armadillo in the ass or a Republican.
     
  14. blairg

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    :rolleye: My portfolio looks like a high class modelling companies directory.
     
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    :shmoop:
     
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    the shit smiley being : shmoop : is fucking hilarious :jj:
     
  17. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :shmoop:
     
  18. blairg

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    :lol: I didn't know that
     
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  20. blairg

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    If you're laughing at my typos I fixed them :coffee: