Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Dec 30, 2011.
I shit my fucking pants 3 times todays, cocksuckers.
i fucked someones mother once. in.
Did you cum on her ugly face?
never been one.
It's not hard, just shit in the shower and drink a lot bro.
I shit my pants last week while shopping with my wife in Paris . . . true story.
Good job bro, fuck them frogs.
I fucked a man in the butt.
I made the mistake of looking at the price tags.
I did, but she wasn't ugly, I don't pull Blairg pussy.
High five, brah! But since you like that shit, it doesn't count. It would have to be something really tough, like fucking an armadillo in the ass or a Republican.
My portfolio looks like a high class modelling companies directory.
the shit smiley being : shmoop : is fucking hilarious
I didn't know that
If you're laughing at my typos I fixed them