WTF Official Shed POTY Endorsement Thread

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  1. Rahm2015

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    Ladies and Gentlemen Of The Shed,

    I know we're all in the process of some serious and exhaustive vetting of the potential candidates for the coveted POTY here at the Shed. With this in mind I am ready to make the first official endorsement for the 2016 POTY.

    Before announcing my endorsement I must first make it clear who we should NOT vote for...Gary Page 2.

    Shedders, GP2 is the Charlie Brown of our group and we need to be the Lucy, constantly pulling the football away just before he kicks it. We must continue to crush his dreams and cause the little guy pain and anguish. Yes, it's for our own amusement but it is imperative for the balance of the natural order.
    Whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR GARYPAGE2!

    Which brings me to this extremely well deserved endorsement for 2016 POTY:

    This gentleman is new to our group but is one of the most understanding and insightful people I've ever met. He has had a relationship with GP2 for years and has shown uncommon tolerance for what is a psychotic offspring who happened to be an accident in the first place (that's what dollar store condoms sometimes lead to).

    So yes, I am providing an enthusiastic endorsement of GaryPage 2's Father for POTY!

    He provided us with the most unintentionally entertaining poster that I've seen on a message board when that condom broke, so I can't think of a better person for our annual honor than the sperm donor himself, GP2's Father.

    In addition, can you imagine the epic meltdown as GP2 loses the award he psychotically covets to his very own flesh and blood???

    For the future of the Shed, I implore you to vote for GaryPage2's Father for POTY.

    Thank you for your time...
    Rahm
     
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  2. Phil McKrakin

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  3. SkullofTimmy

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    Garbear for the win. :yay:
     
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    :secret: GaryPage2's Father is a fake

    He doesn't exist, just like in real life
     
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    :lol:
     
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  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Go and Fucketh yourself
     
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  7. Phil McKrakin

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    Put forth more effort in thy crying, thou buggerer of men.
     
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    Phil for hottest gay guy on the Shed now that @Super Mario is retired.
     
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  10. Rahm2015

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    He's a very good poster, but GP2's Father is still my choice to make Dawgs Great Again.
     
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  11. Phil McKrakin

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    You like mr robot Phil?
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    You know I do. I have to catch up. Was gonna watch eps 2-5 tonight until I got wrapped up in a fun bar thread earlier tonight. Next thing I know it's a KKK rally up in there. Pissed me off so much I alerted for the first time here ever...twice. :fil:
     
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    :eek: Was it something @Bro said?


    I'm watching episode 1 of season 2 right now.
     
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    Bro... :jj: , no. It was two other threads started by some POS that should soon be gone.

    I watched ep 1 of sea 2 last week and realized I needed to catch back up a bit.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

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    I am bound by my word to nominate @Pelicanman , who I think has serious potential w/ his tales of wettie bangin, but there is only one man I can vote for. He is the only one I know I can count on to do the honor proud, wielding the Stern Side POTY banner like 14" of cock, and bootfucking any jealous skunk who has the lack of foresight to challenge his e-Alpha status. That man is my protege, my e-brutha and our next POTY, @Biff DiBiase .

    Someone start werkin on P-shoppin a crown on his avatar, cause it aint a matter of if, but when.

    In the Bar, @headerheader offered me gifts of b-hole pics for my vote, so I'll probably be running her campaign there, as much as it will pain me to make the Bar relevant w/ my musings.
     
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  20. kingship

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    A vote for anyone other than @Biff DiBiase is a vote wasted.