OFFICIAL: TBTE AUDITIONS in this thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jaw_belize, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    As you know jdwhatever has quit the internet.


    Some have said that dawg trolled him off the board.

    some have said his wife punished him off the board

    while others have said he didn't exist to begin with and went on to cultivate other characters.


    REGARDLESS


    TBTE will now begin accepting applications and carrying out auditions and interviews to fill his spot.




    preferred canidate will

    be able to

    1. produce heavy thick schitck

    2. make negative insulting comments about what others share but never share anything yourself

    3. make outrageous claims

    4. listen to howard stern daily
     
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  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    please take this seriously


    no mockeries
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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  5. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    walle

    is this your official audition?

    you're not doing very well
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Out.
     
  7. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    :bigthink:
     
  8. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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  9. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    JD can never be replaced.
     
  10. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    You the long headed gentleman?
     
  11. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    slashwut
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

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    Do you feel liberated? How did your family take it?
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    Congratulations Mur! You've got the job! :winner:

    (assuming you pass the piss test, that is)
     
  15. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    :no:
     
  16. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    No thanks. You can have it. :c
     
  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    sup
     
  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    good move
     
  19. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    I don't know who just left a message, yo
     
  20. banksy

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    I don't know what the fuck you're talking about chuck.