@@@@ Official Valentine's Day Card -- Poetry Contest -- inspired by Ronnie Mund @@@@

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  1. Shvoogie Button

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    Say who the card is from and who it's to.... Then tinker with the Roses are red poem....

    Example:


    From Beth to Howchie

    Roses are red
    Money is green
    That's the only reason I'm here
    you yenta queen




    From Lisa G to Benjy

    Roses are red
    My cutlets are pink
    Your girlfriend's a whore
    and she can't sing


    From Ronnie to his ex Bonnie

    Roses are red
    white is the page
    I left you for a chippy
    a fourth your age
     
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    robin to howard

    I love you howard, you are my friend
    even though I wont see when the show ends
    I know im black, I know I'm fat
    and OH! I was just about to say that
     
  3. Chimney Portions

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    Beth to Nacho

    Rose are red
    Howard's a Jew
    But he's out of town
    So come fill me with goo


    Robin to a cheeseburger

    Roses are red
    And you, cheeseburger, look yummy
    Come join the other five burgers
    That are already in my tummy
     
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  4. Shvoogie Button

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    hahah lolzz....

    as i was posting the thread i was going to say that I predict Chimney Portions will undoubtedly win.....
     
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    Baba Booey to his family

    Rose are red
    And for you, my love couldn't be bigger
    I love my lovely wife and my kids
    The gay one and the wigger


    Beth to the NSAL

    Roses are read, right?
    And doggies are beiutiful and great
    I love puppies and how they smell
    And cats too
     
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  6. Chimney Portions

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    Crazy, man! In my yearbook I was voted Most Likely to Win Angry Howard Stern Roses Are Red Poems Contest! :D
     
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    To Robin:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Shvoogie Button

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    from Howard to his iPad

    Roses are red
    my wig is jet black
    Beff's out of town
    to babysitter porn I whack
     
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    I laugh every time I see that. That and the fat dancer falling gif...and the fat Chinese delivery kid. Oh and the kid at the concert making the Beth face when he sees the old broad flashing her titties.

    I'm easily amused.
     
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    The fans to Howard

    Roses are red
    Howard wears dentures
    Beth gets exhausted
    After she fucks Mr. Adventure


    Public Service Valentine.

    Roses are red
    Howard's out filming AGT
    If you fuck Jeton
    You'll forever be on AZT
     
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    Lmao
     
  12. Shvoogie Button

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    Howard to beth

    Roses are red
    my teeth are bright white
    I'm taking off my wig
    so turn off the light



    Benjy to Elisa

    I'm sweaty and red
    but my eyes are blue
    we're getting more air time
    But lisa G hates you
     
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    HA! :jj:
     
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    High Pitch Mike's left eye to his right eye

    Roses are red
    And so is my face
    I want to take a young boy
    all the way to third base


    Lisa G to her Cat

    Roses are red
    and my skin is so dry
    nobody loves me
    I want to cry
     
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    CP on fiiiyyaaahhh!!! :artiejj:
     
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    Howard to his mirror:

    My chin implant is huge
    New choppers are big
    Hope high definition
    Won't expose my wig
     
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    [​IMG] Howard to Beth [​IMG]

    Roses are red
    And I love you, my sweet
    That includes your giant man-hands
    And your gondola feet

    Violets are blue
    And I feel like you know me
    So, maybe, one day, before I'm 65
    You'll actually blow me
     
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    heheeh thanks for the laughs guys
    ps what rhymes with droppin loads?
     
  19. Shvoogie Button

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    two stanzas... nice!!!
     
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    Howard and Beth's Valentine Day 2011

    It came
    It went
    Will Liesel G.
    ever find out
    how much he spent! ?