OFFICIAL Viewing Thread For Mom Caves "Luxe Loft" Edition: 6/23/2012

The "Summer Of Cunt" continues with yet another installment of HGTV's (Howard's Girl TV) Mom Caves and "Luxe Loft" whatever the fuck that means. If you can stomach it, gang.

 

"Posh Pets" wasnt enough laughs?

 

Summer of Cunt made me chortle

 

Is it any wonder why the Stern daughters are flying to the ends of the earth to escape their "stepmother's" fucking antics?

 

now that she's fucked herself over with all the cosmetic procedures, she actually looks better when the photographs come out horsey

 

theyre looking at condos on pluto...

 

Technically she IS a Mom. A stepmom. But above all: A CUNT

 

Honestly, dude..............did you fuck with this picture? Like stretch it down-diagonally to the right?

 

No that's her natural look due to years of extended neck craning on bended knee

 

That's how they got the title of the show............they're hiding in caves from their step-mom.

If Howard pissed on his audience, what the fuck did he do to those poor girls by marrying this idiot? We can turn him off, but they can't un-stepmom her ass.

 

Me? Heck naww! I hit Google and thar she blew. Pardon the pun

 

She kinda looks like Jerry Van Dyke in a wig

 

I can't wait til the pelican croaks & the 3 daughters come at Whorsey with their team of lawyers for all the marbles..

 

I bet they demand to see every little change to the will.

 

where is her banjo?

 

Luxe Loft

Hazelle is a former nurse who gave up her career to raise her family. Although every mom deserves a Mom Cave her husband Ian is so grateful for her sacrifice and wanted to give his wife and mother of their three boys a space where his wife could relax and enjoy her love of photography, crafting and city lofts. It's a pretty hefty remodel to incorporate all three, so Ian called on the Mom Caves team, Beth Stern and Jared Walker Dostie to surprise Hazelle with her very own space ... a Luxe Loft! By mixing classic city loft elements such as exposed brick, intricate wall and lighting fixtures and contemporary seating areas along with Jared's special project of a photo booth, a showcase of Hazelle's personal photographs and a crafting place, Beth and Jared transfer a plain basement into a hip and cool Luxe Loft!

 

Oh christ. A photo booth. You know what that means.

 

Not really

 

I predict Hazelle is getting her very own photo of The Queen of All Interior Designers.