Officially no longer married! (no poll) (homo encouraged)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    As of 9:35 this morning! :woot:
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you'll get your final lawyer bill next week :woot:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Congrats, I guess?

    Long as you're happy, then :beer:
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Lemmy is trolling for chonch.
     
  6. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    This all happened so fast, I need to sit down.
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The retainer shoulda covered it all.......including time for snacks/naps. :pissed:
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    cool
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    time to post pics of the ex wife


    that'll show that bitch :yes:
     
  10. Xhorder

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    cool.

    When do you tie the knot with the girlfriend? :c
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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  12. DarkFriday

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    Didn't you all ready burden urself with another woman? :coffee:
     
  13. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    welcome to the club :lo5:
     
  14. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Better yet, invite the ex on here to tell her side of the story. :dontknow:
     
  15. mikehal121

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  16. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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  17. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Does this mean no more long winded posts from you?

    :pray:
     
  18. DarkFriday

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    :winner:
     
  19. VAsiCkBoy

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    This is what I don't understand. My brother went through a horrible divorce and then goes out and gets engaged to the first middle-aged woman he found that wasn't fat.
     
  20. Maschine Zeit

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    yeah some guys just never learn that women are evil.