Oh boy....here come the reviews for 'Grown Ups 2"

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  1. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    41 reviews so far.

    2 of them are fresh.

    39 of them are rotten.

    That's 5% favorable. FIVE FUCKING PERCENT.

    Please Hollywood, just blacklist Adam Sandler so even retarded people won't be able to pay to see anymore of his cinematic masterpieces.


    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/grown_ups_2/



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  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    oh boy
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon

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    The first Grown Ups was terrible. I don't know what they expect out of the 2nd one.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I am just completely shocked that this movie would be a bomb.

    With all those quality actors and comedians? C'mon.

    :jj:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    nothing to shake a stick at
     
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    well i'll be a monkeys uncle
     
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    and that's how we defeater the Kaiser
     
  10. tomtom

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    A reviewer called into Ron & Fez today and said that if it got 10% favorable on rotten tomatoes it was generous. He said in the first 10 minutes a deer pisses in Adam Sandler's face...twice :facepalm:
     
  11. fletchman71

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    That's My Boy was his funniest movie in years.
     
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    Joo power :coffee:
     
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    The commercial starts off something like "you've waited 2 years to find out where the Grown Ups wind up..."


    My first thought was, "no I haven't."
     
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    Does Sandler still use that Goddamn baby voice in everything? :coffee:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    .:jj:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    People who keep Tyler Perry rich laugh at people who keep Adam Sandler rich.
     
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    lol anybody who still pays money to see an Adam Sandler movie is retarded
     
  18. Mur

    Mur soon

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    [video=youtube;KZx2r3ISuKA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZx2r3ISuKA[/video]
     
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    comedic genius. :rolleyes:
     
  20. tomtom

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    Last funny thing he done.

    [video=youtube;-fkIKmwbZQk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fkIKmwbZQk[/video]