oh btw, "id fit perfectly on your face"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    I'd bet anything the girl that left that would make Ophelia quivers look like a runway model
     
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    ...so you think he went for the chorizo and huevos?
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    The weird thing is, I never look at any part of a receipt other than the bottom line, so if a server did something like this to me?

    I'd have no idea. :jj:
     
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    TGIF At Wolfchase Mall in Memphrica........I've eaten there........
     
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    Dude, you've done it all :bow:
     
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    Wouldn't this make more sense if the waitress left this message for some hot guy.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i dont know. this was a female customer that left the message for the waiter.
     
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    Really? If that's the case, I approve this message.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yeah click on the link theres a slide show at the bottom with other stuff written on reciepts, pretty funny. one guys dry cleaner listed his name on his cleaning ticket as "asshole,alex"
     
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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thats a chicks handwriting all the way from the jump to the end of the day.
     
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    Perhaps Fla-Fla can submit a sample for comparison.................
     
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    ...maybe flafla can channel in his gaydar and summarize.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Heh. when I was a kid, my mother taught me how to write in cursive and because I practiced so much with her, my handwriting resembled hers.

    In the 8th grade, I had to get a test signed and when the teacher got the test back from me, she noticed my mother signed her name directly under mine (at the top of the test).

    The teacher called my mother, accusing me of forging my mother's signature. My mother cracked back "he didn't forge my signature and why would he? He got a 98 on the test?" :scratch:

    There are handwriting experts who say they can tell the gender of a handwriting sample, but it's not fool-proof.

    Although "dotting your i's with hearts" is pretty much a dead giveaway...for a young girl or a retarded, adult female.