Oh come the fuck on...how in the what...jesus

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Jan 10, 2014.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Oderus I present to you the woman of your dreams.

    [video=youtube;-4yKOC1QT9M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4yKOC1QT9M[/video]

    her bowel movements:facepalm:
     
  2. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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  3. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Oderus keeps mailing me Dickie Goodman mixtapes.
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    chriza's dream girl? Not me.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i agree with oderus
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck you both
     
  7. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    That's not very nice.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I love chicken
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    tuesday in 2 years?
     
  11. fletchman71

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    HA HA!! I used to have a Dickie Goodman album!
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what the
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Did he put tape over the holes on the top of the cassette so he could tape over it?
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    There were spitballs stuffed in there but I took them out.
     
  16. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Did you sniff them before throwing them out. Some say the saliva of Oderus smells like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.
     
  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Chicken on the floor burrito for a friday [​IMG]
     
  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    that's how i roll at taco bell. yup
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Is that the same girl from yesterday? She makes Chyna Doll sound feminine.


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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    God that's gross