oh crap! I was just reminded that . . .

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  1. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    . . . today is my son's 6th birthday! his party is Sunday, so I totally forgot about the real one.

    does that make me a bad parent? :eek:
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    yes..





































    :D
     
  3. Bye You!

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    YES!!!!!!!!!

    That is the worst thing I ever heard!
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Very bad!! :nono:
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    xbox 360 to save the day
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    i was set up -- i didnt get a text til 7:30. "should we wait to cut the cake" :facepalm:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    to be honest, i had forgotten about the sunday party too :facepalm:
     
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    You should be hung by the neck until dead for forgetting your sons special day.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    i am firing my secretary on monday :pissed:
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    You're fine.

    All my dad gave me for my sixth birthday was a pack of smokes.

    And this is what I got for spilling paint in the garage.

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  11. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    want me to send you a reminder?
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I agree - I think this is the most heinous case of child abuse I have ever heard about in the entire history of the universe.:nono:
     
  13. Bye You!

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    No wonder you have such low self estitle.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny." :sad:
     
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    Johnny? Like, who's Johnny?

    (for $100,000,000, can anyone tell me what song that's from?)
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun. (Are you Johnny?
     
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    well, i wish i had $100,000,000. will you accept an IOU?:)
     
  18. ohnoes

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    My dad forgot (he was in and out of my life but at that particular time he was living with us) my 7th birthday. I had a little bullshit party with my little elementary school friends and everything. My mom stopped him at the door and told him to get the fuck out and come back with a present. That nigga came back a couple of hours later shitfaced with some bullshit 5 dollar disc shooting airgun that looked like he bought it in a flea market. He then told my friends if they finished their cake they could get the fuck out his house. This was one of my earliest memories of black people. :jj:
     
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    Breakfast Club reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm that good. Didn't Google it either. :hhh:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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