WTF Oh dear God! It cannot be unseen…:( :(

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  1. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    So… I just got home from the gym, sat down in my chair and my mother-in-law's phone was receiving a text. She's here for a couple days for Christmas and they just headed off with the kids to see Star Wars.
    She's recently separated from her husband and my wife's dad after 40 year marriage. She started seeing a local politician who her mom set her up with.
    The texts read as follows:
    1. "how's that nice wet horny little cunt of mine today?"
    2. "I am horny today and need to look at my pussy".
    I've met the guy and he's a typical little weasel politician fuck.
    Should I show my wife?


    Oh, and...:shakey::shakey::bug::bug:
     
  2. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    accidentally forward it to the guys local paper. it happens. accidents I mean.
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Maybe I'm naive... but I wouldn't dream of saying shit like that.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    His name doesn't happen to be Carolos Danger by any chance is it?
     
  5. Mugsy

    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    You should mind your own business, if you're looking for a real answer....
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is your mother in law hot?
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    This I like.
     
  8. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's the funny bit...this guys a total little weasel fuck and I can't stand him. These thoughts are crossing my mind. :badger:
     
  9. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I wouldn't go that far but she certainly way out of the league of this little troglodyte.
     
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  10. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    :cJust be thankful there were no photos! You will never look at her the same way but I wouldn't be able to help myself, I would HAVE to rat that shit out!
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  11. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    And this is a 63-year-old, 5 foot five fat bald man. Confidence comes in all shapes and forms…
     
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  12. Cygnus X1

    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    Pics or it never happened
     
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    I'd keep it to myself and pretend you never saw it.

    There's no good that will come from telling anyone, besides us I mean. :haha:
     
  14. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Post it online so he's unelectable for life

    :hat:
     
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    is she hot?
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Is your MIL over 18? If so, not your business.
     
  17. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh I got a pic. Wouldn't dream of posting it without first blurring out some info.
     
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    I friend of mine was sexting his recent girlfriend, he mistakenly sent it to his 14 year old niece :backlol2:
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    the community needs to know their elected leader is thinking about looking at old-lady snatch when he should be focused on civic matters
     
  20. check1

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    Just a little bit. It's more the fact that he's a holier than thou, very proper pillar of the community. Oh… And I saw right through his bullshit the first time I met him.