Oh deer!

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  1. Lemmy

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    A deer jumped over a concrete median on the highway and landed right on the windshield of an unsuspecting Volvo. The head got cleanly severed off by the roof. The driver broad was, basically, unharmed and luckily there were no front seat passengers or they probably woulda been toast. ZOINKS!

    I didn't handle this incident BTW.

    The pics aren't real graphic but I tagged them anyway.
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    Ur gay
     
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    Shouldn't you be at the post office mailing smelly shorts to some unsuspecting broad? :c
     
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    Well no.. Why would you think that?
     
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    Because you are creepy and have done it in the past? :dontknow:
     
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    Oh, I get it. That was supposed to be an insult because it happened before. LOL
     
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    I didn't really think it was an insult. :dontknow:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
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    No one ever sends me shorts :nocheer:
     
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    wow
     
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    I had one my mt back yard this morning.
    She was by herself.
    My dog and I spent 15 mins watching it.

    :)
     
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    Yummy, Venison.
     
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    :lol: