Oh Gawd

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I got wasted at the bar last night and did this song at karaoke

    Then I got home and realized how fucked up I was because I tried to watch Inglorious Bastards and I couldn't read the subtitles

    And today I'm supposed to eat lunch at Costco. What do I get?



     
  2. Mack

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    sounds awesome
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    There's no way you already listened to the song
     
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    Arent you like 35?
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sorry, I sang Stone Temple Pilots instead
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    lunch at Costco, lol
     
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    I've seen abortions more appetizing. And I'm hung over, fuck you
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    The choices are hot dogs or pizza. Isn't that about all they have?
     
  10. XuXu

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    This thread didn't live up to it's title.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Chriza is resorting to click-bait now.
     
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    I always wanted to try the chicken bake from Costco.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I also just took a shit the size of a pygmy hippo
     
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    shape?
     
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    You're not missing out on much. The sausage dog and the pizza are far better IMO.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Not of this world
     
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    Should I get pizza or hot dog?
     
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    I watched Game of Thrones on the deck with my wife.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    It tastes like cat shit and has the texture of a over microwaved fetus.