Oh GOD

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 11, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just took the most awful shit I've ever taken in my life

    I had to give myself a courtesy flush halfway through because I almost puked

    It smelled like a hot Holocaust milkshake

    Happy Friday everyone
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I love taking a dump right when I get to work

    I show up like HI GUYZ I'M READY TO WORK!

    And then I whisper AND BY WORK I MEAN SHIT

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    bump lol jdwhatever. :jj:
     
  4. eliasbboy

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    Thank mom.
     
  5. eliasbboy

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    Would shit. lol Chrizer.
     
  6. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    was it from something spicy or the usual?
     
  7. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That's nice. :hug:

    Did you wash your hands afterwards or just shake a co-workers hand to get off the remnants?
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    Do you make sure to punch your time card first?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Its not her fault this time, I already ate all those things
     
  11. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    food goes in first
    poop comes out later
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    [video=youtube;mHvnm54vwBc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHvnm54vwBc[/video]
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    How much tp did you have to use to clean it all up? :coffee:
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's a gross story
     
  16. Babs

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    In other news:
    I drank a lot of water and had to pee.
     
  17. HAL

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    piss on me
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    Hey!! How about a little spoiler alert next time?!!
     
  19. Babs

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    Only if you promise to drown
    Sorry :p
     
  20. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    k