Oh great the military's Terminator bots have mastered the fucking stairs

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    That arm looks a lot like a gattling gun.

     
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  2. Stew Nod

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    The better we get at making war antiseptic, the lousier we seem to get at picking wars......just sayin

    unintended consequences and all
     
  3. nserafini

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    Cool, new video of Kellyg!
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    judgment day is upon us, good luck I already have my Resistance red
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I would fuck if the cooter or anus is still in tact
     
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    head for the escalators, does not compute
     
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    And those seemed like some tall steps too. We are doomed.
     
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    I'm guessing these guys will kill that robot just like they kill everything else we throw at them.

    Fucking hopeless. :coffee:



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  10. Cutlass

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    Imagine your at home, smoking weed, tripping on acid and 5 of these fucking robots come marching into your house.

    Major buzz kill.
     
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    That is against the contract I signed :nono:
     
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    I blame M.I.T.
     
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    Especially when you consider the team of human who have string up all that wire and the one that has to hoist the staircase walking robot.

    Fuck these robots. Helllloooooooo Clooooooooooooooooones.
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If they can carry couches and refridgerators, it will revolutionize moving. I want one.
     
  16. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    The guy who shoves him at 1:25 will be the first one it kills.
     
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    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    I think the rope was for in case it fell, make no mistake it went up the steps on its own and is already ordering a subscribtion to guns and ammo.
     
  18. Scott

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    I wish I had one of those for a partner when I worked on the ambulance.
     
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    I'd just be happy if they could make a robot arm that could jerk me without me having to worry about it ripping my dick off.
     
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    I will create my stairs with no walls. Until that robot wears some Vibram 5 fingers I'm not gonna take them seriously. Oh and it sure looks like there's some help considering how taught that red strap was. But it doesn't matter. Clones have already proved their superiority.